I got a freebie yesterday that was open and thieved.
Do you live two doors down from me? Yesterday I came home to find a big empty envelope that was supposed to have my free GM/Auto Trader umbrella in it. The envelope was opened and the umbrella is gone! Maybe it's an epidemic and my neighbor opened itOriginally Posted by spoofee12
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I got a freebie yesterday that was open and thieved.
Put a letter to the thief in your mailbox. Mix it in with the other mail, or put it in an envelope like the kind they would normally steal.
Tell them you know who they are and what they are doing. Tell them if they need help, they should ask you instead of sneaking around. Be neighborly and tell them as a neighbor you'd be happy to give them a hand in any way you can.
Or you could leave them a nasty note. But I would try to be nice first.
I would just shoot them and bury their body in a big trash bin, then spill the beans here on spoofee and let everyone know where the body is. Why you say?? Because I'll bet in a day or two a coon dog will come by and consume the remains for you leaving no evidence. Just my![]()
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I got mine, FedEx Delivered it. Also with the mail thefts, get a trail cam and put it on a tree, its motion activated, used in land control, and things like that.
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hmm.. I remember hearing from a police officer that fiddling /w mail is federal crime. She mentioned how some child got in trouble with FBI for throwing cherry bombs in someone's mailbox.
I don't know where to get started.
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