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    Talking Ever wonder what Santa looks like in the Summertime

    Sorry, someone sent me this email and I just couldn't resist.








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    Sharon, we may have to restrain you.
    That which does not kill me has made a tactical error.
    Who is John Galt? Obama's worst nightmare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanC View Post
    Sharon, we may have to restrain you.
    We are snowed in. This is what happens when I get bored.

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    Ew!


    So that's how the north pole looks like over the summer! I thought it snowed all year long!

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    that looks like choo on a bad day....... ....sorry could not restarain meself.
    zee Doktore is in zee house

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    This picture reminds me of "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers with the bow around his girth.

    Listen Here

    Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,
    And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
    He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
    And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

    Chorus: Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh,
    Ring di diddly ay oh,
    (repeat last line of previous verse)

    About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by,
    One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye:
    "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?
    I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!"

    (Chorus)

    They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be;
    Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
    And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
    Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

    (Chorus)

    They marveled for a moment, then one said: "We must be gone.
    Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
    As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
    Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

    (Chorus)

    Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled towards the trees.
    Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees.
    And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
    "Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"

    (Chorus)
    ..../\„,„/\
    ...( =';'= )
    .../*♥♥*\
    .(.|.|..|.|.)

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    Looks like someone had too many McDonalds Extra Malue meals.

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    Red nose & cheeks, very fat, climbs into chimneys =serious alcoholism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spazntwitch View Post
    This picture reminds me of "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers with the bow around his girth.

    Listen Here

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    Sharon....ewww......


    Spaz....reminds me of this......

    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!
    Dr. Preco, I hold a license to practice on Uranus.

    Anyone seen my pen?

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    all of you!

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    Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!
    Christmas is ruined!!!!!!!!

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    Too funny!!!

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    ok so where is mrs. claus

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    I think he sat on her.....

    Kinda like this event!




    Dr. Preco, I hold a license to practice on Uranus.

    Anyone seen my pen?

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