10 Worst Toys of 2007

Thank you KMa for the heads up! Phew so many dangerous toys out there. And really now, WHAT SANE PARENT would give their kids a Rubber Band Shooter!??!
 
Thanks for the list. ;) :p

Did you know, hot coffee can burn you? This is a warning, in case you did not know. LOL (Seriously, it's common sense that some of these things are not meant for small children or that some of them can poke you in the eye if you are not careful. The world has gone, warning label mad.) Should we put warning labels on sticks too. hahaha WARNING! Sticks are pokey. May cause injury if poked by a stick or hit with a stick.
 
No, Faeire, we dont need labels on sticks.. We already have a warning system for sticks. Stones too. They have their own jingle, even. "Sticks and stones may break my bones..."

Let me start by saying that I fully agree. Let me finish by saying that you cant blame the companies for the labels. If they didnt put the disclaimer some stupid parent would be suing them every time his stupid kid touched the light bulb in her easy bake oven. They have to protect themselves as best they can from frivolous lawsuits.

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These guys seem to be missing the boat on some of these. For example, the Dora lamp. They cite the manufacturer as asking kids to unplug it when unattended, and to place it where they cant get it. They say its an electrical hazard. Uhh, ANYTHING that plugs in is an electrical hazard. This particular lamp is a burning hazard. I'm pretty sure they want it unplugged so the bulb wont melt the plastic, catch fire and kill you all in your sleep one night. They dont want it in reach of a child because he might touch it and burn himself.

I agree if you use common sense, these should all be no brainers.
 
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Perhaps we need to put an end to frivolous lawsuits. Hmmmmmm....how can we do that?
 
Warnings: “Small Parts Choking Hazard”; “FOR TARGET PRACTICE ONLY! DO NOT AIM AT PEOPLE....”

HAZARD: POTENTIAL FOR EYE INJURIES!


W.A.T.C.H. OUT! ! This “Shooter”, which fires colorful rubber bands, is a “new” toy which the manufacturer promotes as “Old Fashioned Fun”. Incredibly, at the same time the packaging promotes “Family Fun”, there is cautionary language stating: “FOR TARGET PRACTICE ONLY! DO NOT AIM AT PEOPLE....” Rubber bands should never be sold as toys, and have the potential to cause serious eye injuries
:doh: But what if the 'target' is a person? :doh:

Agree with you Faerie, they want to take away all our fun.....:(
 
Thanks for the list. ;) :p

Did you know, hot coffee can burn you? This is a warning, in case you did not know. LOL (Seriously, it's common sense that some of these things are not meant for small children or that some of them can poke you in the eye if you are not careful. The world has gone, warning label mad.) Should we put warning labels on sticks too. hahaha WARNING! Sticks are pokey. May cause injury if poked by a stick or hit with a stick.

Not everyone is as smart as us Faerie. I know alot of people who lack common sense and in my opinion shouldnt have kids but do. They are the ones that labels are made for. However, there are also people out there who dont have kids and would sincerely give a gift not thinking of the hazards.

The main reason I posted this was because I didnt know that there was a recall on the Diego toy because of possible lead ingestion. Kadin has alot of Diego toys, and I thought someone else may not know of the recall as well.

There are some gifts on that list (ie: Rubber Band Shooter) that I wouldnt give to older kids either.......

Here is my own precautionary statement "Everyone steer clear of Preco after Christmas - we all know what she is getting....."
 
Nothing wrong with a bit of Old Fashion Family Fun now, is there? :eyebrows:
 
Back in the late 60s....

Remember when Hot Wheels first came out ?

One of the TV commercials showed two boys racing their Hot Wheels all over a mound of dirt and having the time of their lives as the voice over was describing the cars.

At the end of the commercial, at the bottom of the screen was the tag line:

"Mound of dirt is not included with this product."
 
Remember when Hot Wheels first came out ?

One of the TV commercials showed two boys racing their Hot Wheels all over a mound of dirt and having the time of their lives as the voice over was describing the cars.

At the end of the commercial, at the bottom of the screen was the tag line:

"Mound of dirt is not included with this product."


Well shucks Digriz, those of us folks who have sons, or who have raised sons know full well that the mound of dirt COMES INTO THE HOUSE WITH THE BOYS!! LOL LOL :)
 
Not everyone is as smart as us Faerie. I know alot of people who lack common sense and in my opinion shouldnt have kids but do. They are the ones that labels are made for. However, there are also people out there who dont have kids and would sincerely give a gift not thinking of the hazards.
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While in practice I would often say the same prayer once a set of parents would leave...."Dear God, please, protect that child from those two idiots!" Who knows what some parents are thinking, but they display precisely their inability TO THINK. On the opposite side are the proverbial "know it all" parents, equally difficult to deal with. :(

My brother doesn't have any children, and, when my son was in the toy stage of life, my brother would merely send me a check to go and buy something appropriate. Or, I would buy the gift I wanted my son to have, and, he would pay for it. Most folks who buy for children truly want them to have a nice toy, and, just look at its popularity or packaging not giving safety to much thought. I always look forward to the lists at this time of year, and, the recall lists. It gives parents and gift buyers a good head's up.

Not having any grandbabies (that I know of!), and only buy toys for Jeb, I marveled at all the choices the other day while I was out shopping. Yet the "Mommy" in me would think "Oh that is dangerous!" or "What if they were to fall with THAT in their hands?" Old habits die hard. So bravo to all the Spoofee parents out there carrying out the toughest job in the world....that of being a parent! Not for the timid! :)
 
How about some of these disclaimers:

Cigarette's: Warning! Smoking can kill you but you're an adult who can decide for yourself. How about not endangering your children by smoking in a car with them?

The News: Warning! You may be addicted to blood, gore and bad news, but your child probably doesn't need the nightmares these images may give them.

And someone has been extremely neglectful in not labeling the yellow snow, pinchy bugs, public toilet seats and butts (the kind that poop and smell toxic..toxic things shouldn't be around children right?). Kudos however to every Mexican restaurant I've ever eaten at for reminding me the plate was hot. (Not that it ever stopped me.)
 
That's odd. No mention of bb guns, switchblades, weeds with dirt on them, water nozzles that put out fast streams, etc.
 
That's odd. No mention of bb guns, switchblades, weeds with dirt on them, water nozzles that put out fast streams, etc.

LOL LOL

When my husband was young he shot the TV with his bb gun. His friends were playing Atari and he was following the blip in his sight and blam!
He said it was horrible because his Dad was out of town and he had to wait a couple days to get his punishment. Someone asked him recently if he still has his Red Rider (he now has a collection of guns for hunting) and he said "No". I laughed and said, "Yeh, he's still not allowed to have it back!"
 
I knew that sticks should have had warning labels! My Schwan's guy just got poked by one. Let's sue the trees! LOL
 
Not everyone is as smart as us Faerie. I know alot of people who lack common sense and in my opinion shouldnt have kids but do. They are the ones that labels are made for. However, there are also people out there who dont have kids and would sincerely give a gift not thinking of the hazards.
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While in practice I would often say the same prayer once a set of parents would leave...."Dear God, please, protect that child from those two idiots!" Who knows what some parents are thinking, but they display precisely their inability TO THINK. On the opposite side are the proverbial "know it all" parents, equally difficult to deal with. :(

My brother doesn't have any children, and, when my son was in the toy stage of life, my brother would merely send me a check to go and buy something appropriate. Or, I would buy the gift I wanted my son to have, and, he would pay for it. Most folks who buy for children truly want them to have a nice toy, and, just look at its popularity or packaging not giving safety to much thought. I always look forward to the lists at this time of year, and, the recall lists. It gives parents and gift buyers a good head's up.

Not having any grandbabies (that I know of!), and only buy toys for Jeb, I marveled at all the choices the other day while I was out shopping. Yet the "Mommy" in me would think "Oh that is dangerous!" or "What if they were to fall with THAT in their hands?" Old habits die hard. So bravo to all the Spoofee parents out there carrying out the toughest job in the world....that of being a parent! Not for the timid! :)

Thanks for getting the point Rags! :bigok:
 
I get the point. I am having fun. Here's my warning label. "Understands the situation, but is prone to having fun." So sue me for not having one before. :p LOL
 
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