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    A question for Precocious

    Preco, I figured this would be the proper place to start since this is where we actually met. The real kidnapping will be in person, a little later, maybe a lot later, you never know.

    I know we have only known each other for a short time but I do not want to continue my life with you in it. I have looked into your eyes many times and have seen your inner organs. I love what I see and am deeply in love with cheesypoofs. For a while you had been trying to get my attention on here, but your attempts fell on deaf ears and blinded eyes. I finally opened my eyes and ears to your cries, after deciding that i like hearing you crys, I am coming after your. I have seen what a old person you are and I want to spend the rest of my life torturing you. Remember a while back you offered me cookies and oranges Well today I am letting you know, I am ready to be your one and only "sugar daddy" and have you as my one/many kitchen women.

    So I am asking you on here, since I am out of town right now...

    Will you accept/be forced into being one of Dehawk's kitchen women

    Preco, I hate you forever + a day.


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    dehawk you took something so beautiful and warped it you sick coon dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by babuska73
    dehawk you took something so beautiful and warped it you sick coon dog

    By the way , congrats and hold on to the Choochoo man. Free train tickets for life too ;)
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    Thanx hawky and btw-I got a great laugh from this thread.

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    That is too funny Dehawk! :claps:

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    Hawky, I am sure she will accept. ;)

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    *shakes head* you cant have her dehawk, she is already married and torturing someone else. :rolleyes:

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    OMG.. I have to give you some credit.. this is hilarious... I think it would give preco great pleasure in torturing you for all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoopons
    OMG.. I have to give you some credit.. this is hilarious... I think it would give preco great pleasure in torturing you for all time.
    and I'm the one that cant read?
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    for all time? .. meaning forever?

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    I was to torture HER
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    I hope your happy , you have just ruined what should have been the greatest day in my life :(
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    i think you guys will torture each other

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    It's soon a new day there hawky. Don't despair.

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    How romantic! I always knew Dehawk secretly loved Preco!

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