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    Cool New Jersey - Rules of the Road

    NJ Rules of the Road

    1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident New Jersey Driver avoids using them.

    2. Under no circumstances should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because the space will be filled by someone else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

    3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit.

    4. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.

    5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive body work, especially PA, NY, or Del plates. With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.

    6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to insure that your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.

    7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to prepare other drivers entering the highway.

    8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures; given only as suggestion and are not enforceable in New Jersey during rush hour.

    9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a New York driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

    10. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.

    11. Learn to swerve abruptly without signaling. New Jersey is the home of high-speed slalom-driving thanks to the Department of Public Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them alert.

    12. It is tradition in New Jersey to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.

    13. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is important to exit your vehicle thru the windshield right away. Wearing you seat belt will only impede your high velocity escape from danger.

    14. Remember that the goal of every New Jersey driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.

    15. In New Jersey, "flipping the bird" is considered a polite salute. This gesture should always be returned.

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