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    Exclamation I won the lottery!

    I won the lottery! Drinks for everyone!
    CHARITIES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS

    Headquarter, Regional Center Charities Lottery,

    Furness Gate, Furness Business Park,

    Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria. LA14 2PE

    United Kingdom.



    REF NO: CLP/ 24-FB-426253

    BATCH: 42/450002/CLP





    PRIZE AND AWARD NOTIFICATION



    We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the MEGA JACKPOT
    LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on Monday 16th October, 2006. Your company or your
    personal e-mail address, is attached to Ticket

    Number 644-701-836-872, with serial number 64483-72 drew the lucky Winning Numbers
    06-14-17-28-30-41, and consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category.



    You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £420,000.00 Pounds in
    cash credited to file REF NO: CLP/ 24-FB-426253. This is from total prize money
    of £10,500,000.00 Pounds shared among the Twenty Five (25) international winners
    in this category.



    To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email
    or phone for processing and remittance of your prize money to you. The claims officer
    contact email is:



    File Processing Officer

    Mr. Mark Forrester

    CHARITIES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS

    United Kingdom

    Email: markforrester01@excite.com

    Tel: +44 701 112 0382.



    NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to
    quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with this office.
    Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform us as soon as
    possible.



    For the quick processing of your claims, you are required to forward the following
    details via email to the File Processing Officer Mr. Mark Forrester, CHARITIES LOTTERY
    PROMOTIONS to help facilitate the processing of your certificate which will employ
    the release of your winnings.



    [FULL NAME OF WINNER]..........................



    [NATIONALITY]..................................



    [PRESENT LOCATION].............................



    [DATE OF BIRTH]......../............/..........



    [SEX]..........................................



    [OCCUPATION]...................................



    [WINNING EMAIL]................................



    [TEL & FAX]....................................





    It is expected that you would forward this information to the File Processing Officer
    as soon as possible to enable him attend to your winnings. Once he confirms your
    information, your payments would be processed.

    Congratulations again from all our staff for being part of our promotions program.


    Sincerely,

    Elizabeth Walter (Mrs.)

    Charities Lottery Co-ordinator.









    Copyright © 2006 Charities Lottery Inc.

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    YES!!!! Woohoo! Soooo, any idea how much you'll have to pay to get your winnings? LOL

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    thats awesome- CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

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    Let's see....what can I do with about $750,000 ???? I can get 750 - $1,000 gift cards, give them away with a stipulation that they must give them away...no, no....that's been done already...

    I could get plastic surgery to make myself look like Paris Hilton...then take over her life and finally give that girl some respectability....nah...

    So help me...what can I do with all this

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    You are so lucky~!!!!!
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
    WOW...that's great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by precocious
    Let's see....what can I do with about $750,000 ???? I can get 750 - $1,000 gift cards, give them away with a stipulation that they must give them away...no, no....that's been done already...

    I could get plastic surgery to make myself look like Paris Hilton...then take over her life and finally give that girl some respectability....nah...

    So help me...what can I do with all this
    You can give me half!!!

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    Half on shoes, half on the house addition for the shoe closet

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanC
    Half on shoes, half on the house addition for the shoe closet
    I like how you think :claps:

    Now if we can only get Rannie to stop looking up my skirt...:rolleyes:...I hope he was talking about my winnings...perhaps not...:hmm:

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    Are you trying to see how close you can get to the Mod Rod?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanC
    Are you trying to see how close you can get to the Mod Rod?
    Do you mean there's one for sale???? :hmmmm2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by precocious
    Do you mean there's one for sale???? :hmmmm2:
    Yes. For $749,000 real dollars. FYI I left you a thousand dollars to buy a real pair of shoes. ;)































    Either that or $10 bucks and the mod rod is yours. :o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Daddy
    Either that or $10 bucks and the mod rod is yours. :o
    :hmm: Now....what could I do with a mod rod????? :hmm:

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    750,000 wendy's crispy chicken sandwiches

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    750,000 wendy's frosties

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    You have just read my signature. now piss off.

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