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    Are You A Freebie Junkie ~borrowed~

    You know you are a freebies junkie when you ...

    * have enough mousepads to carpet a small room


    * have 10 variations of a keyboard macro to automatically enter your name and address


    * can type the Web address of three or more freebies sites from memory


    * get depressed on days when only one freebie arrives in the mail


    * become frustrated several times a day because you typed your full name in a field labeled "first name"


    * have more than three free email accounts


    * keep a notebook with account names and passwords to keep track of all the free services you use


    * have ever used soap that came in a first class mail envelope


    * bought a color printer just so your Web-based coupons would look prettier


    * have ever ordered travel literature from places you never expect to go


    * use the search keywords "free sample" more often than "Pamela Lee" or "Brad Pitt"


    * have a music collection that consists of tapes and CDs of groups no one (including you) has ever heard of

    * are looking for freebies on the Saturday night before the last Sunday in October and see a window pop up on your screen informing you that the time has been adjusted from 2:00 am to 1:00 am


    * see the above happen and decide you have an extra hour to sign up for freebies


    * have a lunch consisting of a small pack of Jelly Belly jelly beans, a sample of Hatties Sauce, and a 16 ounce bottle of Sunny D to wash it down. (

    * have a stack of SASE's waiting to be used


    * know what SASE stands for

    * have a pet with an upset stomach because her food changes every day (Those free samples don't last long).


    * Have ever deliberately gone to the Jelly Belly site at 12:01 am (Pacific time) to be among the first 500


    * received a large package in the mail that contained two breath mints and nothing else


    * took a typing class so you could fill out freebie request forms faster

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    You know Your A Freebie Junkie When You...

    You know you are a freebies junkie when you ...

    * have enough mousepads to carpet a small room

    * have 10 variations of a keyboard macro to automatically enter your name and address

    * can type the Web address of three or more freebies sites from memory

    * get depressed on days when only one freebie arrives in the mail

    * become frustrated several times a day because you typed your full name in a field labeled "first name"
    * have more than three free email accounts

    * keep a notebook with account names and passwords to keep track of all the free services you use
    * have ever used soap that came in a first class mail envelope

    * bought a color printer just so your Web-based coupons would look prettier

    * have ever ordered travel literature from places you never expect to go

    * use the search keywords "free sample" more often than "Pamela Lee" or "Brad Pitt"

    * have a music collection that consists of tapes and CDs of groups no one (including you) has ever heard of

    * are looking for freebies on the Saturday night before the last Sunday in October and see a window pop up on your screen informing you that the time has been adjusted from 2:00 am to 1:00 am

    * see the above happen and decide you have an extra hour to sign up for freebies

    * have a lunch consisting of a small pack of Jelly Belly jelly beans, a sample of Hatties Sauce, and a 16 ounce bottle of Sunny D to wash it down. (

    * have a stack of SASE's waiting to be used

    * know what SASE stands for

    * have a pet with an upset stomach because her food changes every day (Those free samples don't last long).

    * Have ever deliberately gone to the Jelly Belly site at 12:01 am (Pacific time) to be among the first 500
    * received a large package in the mail that contained two breath mints and nothing else

    * took a typing class so you could fill out freebie request forms faster
    Last edited by lusciousenvy; 12-09-2006 at 02:09 PM.

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    I can admit to many on the list. I must be a freebiee junkie!

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