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    A fine for brides wearing white?!?!

    A Roman Catholic priest began to FINE brides who wear white on their wedding day despite having already lost their virginity. The size of the fine will depend on "How initimate a couple have been before they got married" stated Rev. Petrica Bratu.

    Okay, folks......give your thoughts to the same. Should a bride be fined for lack of virginity and thus dictate her gown color? Should gown color have anything to do with sexual choice pre-marriage? Does any religious institution have the moral obligatin to decide the same for the potential couple?

    In my humble opinion....no, and I am an "Old Time Catholic!" Shucks, I think that is undo pressure on the bride!

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    What is the 'fine' for the groom.....:hmm:.....

    An "at'a'boy"....:rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by precocious
    What is the 'fine' for the groom.....:hmm:.....

    An "at'a'boy"....:rolleyes:
    No doubt.......stupid "Old Boy's Club"! Probably slaps them on the back, and, asks how she was in bed.

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    Who's doing the checking?
    And why take marital advice from someone who's taken a vow of celibacy?



    (and here begins all the 'no sex in marriage' jokes)

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