Wish granted, but now you must spend it all on taxes and parking tickets.:p
I wish it was sunny all day today....
Corrupt A Wish
This is a game I saw on another board and it looks fun. The point of the game is to "corrupt" the wish the person above you posts.
Examples:
Person 1 -- I wish I had the largest music collection in the world.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but you have no way of listening to the music.
Person 1 -- I wish I was a size 4.
Person 2 -- Wish granted but you have allergies and can only eat rice cakes and tofu.
Get it? OK I'll start.
I wish I was a billionaire.
Wish granted, but now you must spend it all on taxes and parking tickets.:p
I wish it was sunny all day today....
Wish granted but Rocky Balboa just knocked you over and now you have a concussion....
I wish I were at the beach....now...
Wish granted but that lady with the thong is there too and she's standing right in front of you.![]()
I wish I was at Disneyland now.
Wish granted.....but it's a 'three little pigs' convention and you are surrounded by all the rolly-polly little oinkers snorting and grunting on the rainiest day of the year!
I wish I could charge all my shoe purchases to Donald Trump! :p
Wish granted - but "You're fired"
I wish i was in Philadelphia.
Wish granted, but instead of seeing the crack in the liberty bell, there is a line and your only view is.......
I wish I am never in Philidelphia at the same time diGriz is.....
Wish granted, but Dehawk showed up.
I wish I could meet Jeremy Piven!
wish granted - but it is dehawk in a Jeremy Previn suit.
I wish I was preco's next door neighbor
wish granted but her sick kids are coming over to visit and puke all over YOUR house.
i wish i could go home early
Wish granted, but there was a hurricane and your 'home' is now located in the next town over....
I wish I didn't have to run around this afternoon....
wish granted but your computer blew up and you can not access spoofee
i wish i could go ride a few roller coasters this afternoon
Wish granted, but the brakes on the rollarcoaster are temporarily broken and you have to ride it continously for 20 minutes after eating 2 coney dogs, a large cola and a whole bag of cotton candy.
I wish it was next Monday (day off)!!!!
Wish granted, but it is now 11pm of that monday.
I wish I didn't have this cold.