Corrupt A Wish

[K Ma]

Wish granted, but all the heels on your dancing shoes are broken!

I wish I could go to the beach tomorrow!!!!!

[clubchick]

wish granted, but it's raining cats and dogs!

i wish i could spend more time on spoofee

[rcdldl]

Wish granted, but no new postings in a week.

I wish I was a model.

[sampler]

wish granted but now you can never eat desserts again

i wish i could sing

[clubchick]

wish granted, but you're a baritone

i wish chocolate had no calories

[precocious]

Wish granted but now you are allergic to it:p

I wish I had more energy today....

[clubchick]

wish granted, but you have to sit still in church all day

i wish i had expensive jewelry

[ilovesamples]

wish granted, but now you can't go anywhere to show off your jewelry

i wish i finish fixing up my house already.

[clubchick]

wish granted, but now your car is broken down.

i wish my cold would go away.

[diGriz]

wish granted - but it turned into the flu

I wish I had enough time to build a rocket ship

[LiveSquid]

Wish granted, but it fell over and crushed you, your house, your dog, and your bar-b-que pit..

I wish I was independently wealthy.

[callmeCrazyButt]

Wish granted, but all your assets are in your house and you have all your enemies for neighbors <----does that even make sense? :convinced:

I wish this orange juice was never ending.

[SharonL]

Wish granted, but it's a laxative and you can't stop drinking it.

I wish I had a housekeeper.

[sampler]

wish granted but she just sits on your couch all day and doesnt clean

i wish i had a new car

[precocious]

Wish granted but there's no gas station for 300 milles....

I wish this sinus pressure would go away...