Page 2 of 158 FirstFirst 12341252102 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 2363

Thread: Would you rather. . . ?

  1. #16
    L10 Deal Goddess dbee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    9,126
    Thanks
    1,659
    Thanked 598 Times in 152 Posts
    mud, it goes down easier


    while drinking at a bar, you get pretty intoxicated.....would you rather

    a) sing Karaoke
    b) do a line dance

  2. #17
    L21 Captain Ragnarok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,878
    Thanks
    108
    Thanked 133 Times in 42 Posts
    Do a line dance...may be the only time I have flexibilty! LOL

    Would you rather discuss politics with a
    closed minded know it all
    or
    an open minded dolt?
    After thirty plus years in Medicine do you even THINK that you can read my signature?!?!

  3. #18
    L10 Deal Goddess dbee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    9,126
    Thanks
    1,659
    Thanked 598 Times in 152 Posts
    open minded dolt


    Walking through a casino, you look down and see a $50 bill. No one sees you pick it up. Do you

    a) pocket it
    b) give it to the crying kid that is looking for it

  4. #19
    WrinklySpazticTutz-o-fish sun22beam's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    my pink bubble
    Posts
    8,309
    Thanks
    974
    Thanked 343 Times in 72 Posts
    pocket it...how old is this kid? Don't you have to be 18 to get into the main gambling area? If the parents snuck the kid in, I'll gladly take their $50 - those morons!

    Would you rather fall down 5 steps...sliding on your butt with 20 on-lookers OR
    trip three times in a row going down the sidewalk? (note on the sidewalk you don't get hurt by actually falling, but you look like a complete goof)

  5. #20
    L21 Captain Ragnarok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,878
    Thanks
    108
    Thanked 133 Times in 42 Posts
    Either would be detrimental to me! LOL LOL LOL But, Ithink I would rather trip, at least people would think that I had attended a great party!

    Would you rather be totally naked on an all nude beach in Jamaica, or, bundled up on an Anartica exploration looking at penguins?
    After thirty plus years in Medicine do you even THINK that you can read my signature?!?!

  6. #21
    L10 Deal Goddess dbee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    9,126
    Thanks
    1,659
    Thanked 598 Times in 152 Posts
    I think I will take the clothes and look for Penguins.


    At a square dance, you are the caller. What would you rather have happen


    a) you forget the words and can't continue the dance
    b) belch quietly, but it is while saying doce doe!

  7. #22
    L21 Captain Ragnarok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,878
    Thanks
    108
    Thanked 133 Times in 42 Posts
    Oh, I have noooooooo trouble burping! LOL LOL LOL

    Would you rather have a perm go wrong, or, coloring go wrong at the beauty salon?
    After thirty plus years in Medicine do you even THINK that you can read my signature?!?!

  8. #23
    Happynews.com :) WENEEDLIGHT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    2,828
    Thanks
    23
    Thanked 80 Times in 76 Posts
    Coloring go wrong.

    Would you rather freeze in a blizzard or stand under the hot, blazing sun in the dessert?

  9. #24
    L10 Deal Goddess dbee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    9,126
    Thanks
    1,659
    Thanked 598 Times in 152 Posts
    I would take the hot blazing sun in the desert. I hate being :snow:cold


    You are off the jail..................would you rather

    a) be in solitude for 30 days
    b) be butchies girlfriend for 3 days

  10. #25
    L18 Captain ladymez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Pelham, NH
    Posts
    2,280
    Thanks
    225
    Thanked 335 Times in 115 Posts
    solitude, thanks....

    You're asked to give a speech ... would you rather
    A) give the speech even though you'll probably throw up on stage
    or
    B) preserve your dignity but insult the host?
    "As graceful as a mouse on skates!"

  11. #26
    L10 Deal Goddess dbee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    9,126
    Thanks
    1,659
    Thanked 598 Times in 152 Posts
    I'm always proud to barf in public. :ignore: Did you know in some countries it's actually a compliment?;)



    So you are out shopping in the mall. You see a great sale. You reach for the last sweater at the same time as someone else. Do you..........

    a) let the other person have it
    b) smack the b*tch and take the sweater

  12. #27
    WrinklySpazticTutz-o-fish sun22beam's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    my pink bubble
    Posts
    8,309
    Thanks
    974
    Thanked 343 Times in 72 Posts
    I'll have to go with let the other person have it. I actually was in a similar situation recently in a store. I spotted a painting that made me literally stop in my tracks. I have been looking for 4 years to find something to go over my fireplace in the sunroom. It was perfect! Two seconds later, a lady walked up and had a similar reaction. I asked her if she would be too offended if I got it. She replied no, but was a little upset. Luckily, I found out there was another similar one available and found her in the store to tell her. She was happy and snagged the other and thanked me. It felt good

    Ok, I'll stop blubbering.

    Let's see:
    a) break a nail within 20 minutes of having the perfect manicure
    b) stub your big toe and have it turn purple for 2 weeks.

  13. #28
    L10 Deal Goddess dbee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    9,126
    Thanks
    1,659
    Thanked 598 Times in 152 Posts
    :verysad: oh, I'm so pleased you got your painting and so did the other lady. It could have been messy........LOL

    I would go for "a" break a nail



    while eating a burger you find a worm.......................would you


    a) like to find it in the first bite
    b) find out after you've finished eating it

  14. #29
    Great Aunt Sarah rosemonkey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Noware, Texas
    Posts
    404
    Thanks
    100
    Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post
    Find it in the first bite.

    While on a first date...
    Run in to the ex who broke your heart
    OR
    Find out the guy has 3 kids

  15. #30
    L18 Captain ladymez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Pelham, NH
    Posts
    2,280
    Thanks
    225
    Thanked 335 Times in 115 Posts
    ! This is waaayyy too funny ! I married a guy w/ three boys (who also smokes, btw) and all after I said I would NEVER be w/ a guy who has kids or smokes! Funny how life works out...

    You're in a bank and you notice that the one that "stole" your lover is in line. At that moment, a thug at the teller decides to rob the bank and takes that rival hostage - do you:

    A) Do nothing and leave the person's life in jeopardy or

    B) Play the hero and storm the thug, knowing that your rival will probably live happily ever after w/ your ex?
    "As graceful as a mouse on skates!"

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
RSS Feed Facebook Twitter
Spoofee-Footer
Submit Deals
Have a good deal or coupon? Want to share with our members? Please post it on our forums

If it's a hot deal, we will post it on the front page with your name on it!
Follow Us
New Deals
Hot Deals Only (4.5+ stars)
New Coupons
Facebook Fanpage
Avon Catalog