Would you rather. . . ?

[dbee]

mud, it goes down easier


while drinking at a bar, you get pretty intoxicated.....would you rather

a) sing Karaoke
b) do a line dance

[Ragnarok]

Do a line dance...may be the only time I have flexibilty! LOL

Would you rather discuss politics with a
closed minded know it all
or
an open minded dolt?

[dbee]

open minded dolt


Walking through a casino, you look down and see a $50 bill. No one sees you pick it up. Do you

a) pocket it
b) give it to the crying kid that is looking for it

[sun22beam]

pocket it...how old is this kid? Don't you have to be 18 to get into the main gambling area? If the parents snuck the kid in, I'll gladly take their $50 - those morons!

Would you rather fall down 5 steps...sliding on your butt with 20 on-lookers OR
trip three times in a row going down the sidewalk? (note on the sidewalk you don't get hurt by actually falling, but you look like a complete goof)

[Ragnarok]

Either would be detrimental to me! LOL LOL LOL But, Ithink I would rather trip, at least people would think that I had attended a great party!

Would you rather be totally naked on an all nude beach in Jamaica, or, bundled up on an Anartica exploration looking at penguins?

[dbee]

I think I will take the clothes and look for Penguins.


At a square dance, you are the caller. What would you rather have happen


a) you forget the words and can't continue the dance
b) belch quietly, but it is while saying doce doe!

[Ragnarok]

Oh, I have noooooooo trouble burping! LOL LOL LOL

Would you rather have a perm go wrong, or, coloring go wrong at the beauty salon?

[WENEEDLIGHT]

Coloring go wrong.

Would you rather freeze in a blizzard or stand under the hot, blazing sun in the dessert?

[dbee]

I would take the hot blazing sun in the desert. I hate being :snow:cold


You are off the jail..................would you rather

a) be in solitude for 30 days
b) be butchies girlfriend for 3 days

[ladymez]

solitude, thanks....

You're asked to give a speech ... would you rather
A) give the speech even though you'll probably throw up on stage
or
B) preserve your dignity but insult the host?

[dbee]

I'm always proud to barf in public. :ignore: Did you know in some countries it's actually a compliment?;)



So you are out shopping in the mall. You see a great sale. You reach for the last sweater at the same time as someone else. Do you..........

a) let the other person have it
b) smack the b*tch and take the sweater

[sun22beam]

I'll have to go with let the other person have it. I actually was in a similar situation recently in a store. I spotted a painting that made me literally stop in my tracks. I have been looking for 4 years to find something to go over my fireplace in the sunroom. It was perfect! Two seconds later, a lady walked up and had a similar reaction. I asked her if she would be too offended if I got it. She replied no, but was a little upset. Luckily, I found out there was another similar one available and found her in the store to tell her. She was happy and snagged the other and thanked me. It felt good

Ok, I'll stop blubbering.

Let's see:
a) break a nail within 20 minutes of having the perfect manicure
b) stub your big toe and have it turn purple for 2 weeks.

[dbee]

:verysad: oh, I'm so pleased you got your painting and so did the other lady. It could have been messy........LOL

I would go for "a" break a nail



while eating a burger you find a worm.......................would you


a) like to find it in the first bite
b) find out after you've finished eating it

[rosemonkey]

Find it in the first bite.

While on a first date...
Run in to the ex who broke your heart
OR
Find out the guy has 3 kids

[ladymez]

! This is waaayyy too funny ! I married a guy w/ three boys (who also smokes, btw) and all after I said I would NEVER be w/ a guy who has kids or smokes! Funny how life works out...

You're in a bank and you notice that the one that "stole" your lover is in line. At that moment, a thug at the teller decides to rob the bank and takes that rival hostage - do you:

A) Do nothing and leave the person's life in jeopardy or

B) Play the hero and storm the thug, knowing that your rival will probably live happily ever after w/ your ex?