Reply With QuoteI would rather flash
If you were in a room full of people would you rather
a) pass gas loudly
b) sneeze and have your drink come out of your nose
You are put in a situation and have only 2 choices to make. The two choices are not necessarily desirable (at least not by normal people) but you MUST make a choice. Once you answer, you need to post a new "would you rather" situation for the next person to answer.
It can be serious, funny, gross, etc. . . Like this:
You're on death row and it's your execution day. You get to choose your method of death. Regardless of your choice, the result will be death. Do you choose:
a) Drowning
b) Burned
Or maybe something like this:
You're going to a very important job interview and you're bound to embarrass yourself. If you had to choose one embarrassing thing to happen (which you are unable to correct until after the interview), which would you rather have happen:
a) your flashing your interviewer (women your blouse is unbuttoned, buys your fly is down)
b) you have a huge green bugger hanging from your nose.
Get it? Let's start with the interview question. Would you rather flash your interviewer or have the green bugger hanging from your nose?
I would rather flash
If you were in a room full of people would you rather
a) pass gas loudly
b) sneeze and have your drink come out of your nose
sneeze.....
1) bend over and show a plumbers crack?
or
2) or walk around with mismatched shoes all day long?
Walk around with mismatched shoes...my crack is sacred
1. Skydive from and airplane
OR
2. Walk a tightrope 30 ft in the air
just kill me now.
oh, there wasn't a 3rd choice. I'll come back tomorrow when there are choices that are to my liking. :p
Would you rather....
Walk out of a bathroom with toilet paper stuck on your shoe
Or
Be walking and step in chewing gum?
After thirty plus years in Medicine do you even THINK that you can read my signature?!?!
Ummm the chewing gum.
On a windy day:
Wig fly off or
Dress blow up?
Wig fly off - for sure!
Have big piece of lettuce stuck between your two front teeth which is oh so obvious to others OR
Have runny mascara that makes you look like The Clown.
I think I would go for the lettuce
During a job interview, would you rather
a) have a run in your hose
b) have a bad hair day
Have a run in my hose! LOL
Would you rather have chipped fingernail polish or a broken fingernail?
"Please Be Kind to Your Fellow Spoofeer"
Chipped finger nail polish
Would you rather have your check book stolen, or your credit cards stolen? (God forbid that happen to anyone here in any way.)
After thirty plus years in Medicine do you even THINK that you can read my signature?!?!
OMG! Neither!LOL
...have dirty hands or dirty feet? LOL
"Please Be Kind to Your Fellow Spoofeer"
dirty hands
If you were on a dance floor at a bar, would you rather
a) fall while dancing
b) step on your partners foot,who then falls down
b.
WYR...............
A. BE BFF'S WITH JOHN MCCAIN
B. BE BFF'S WITH OPRAH WINFREY?
Our life is made by the death of others.
Leonardo da Vinci
B.
would you rather eat dirt or mud?
"Please Be Kind to Your Fellow Spoofeer"
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