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    Dear Neighbor

    Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

    Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, please don't stand on your balcony below me and smoke all the time. It smells awful and I have to shut all my doors so my kids don't have to smell your second hand smoke.

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    Dear Neighbor, Open your curtains!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JerryP View Post
    Dear Neighbor, Open your curtains!
    Jerry, you're fresh!

    Dear neighbor, please take in your trash/recycling bins in a timely manner.
    Rest in peace, Daddy. I love you.

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    Dear neighbor,

    Please get rid of all the junk on the side of your house that faces my garage. Tell your son he is a loser and to get his garbage out of here. You finally got him out, how about his trash.


    Plus, you really should consider rehab, it's been about 3 years since you had your knee replacement and you still can't really walk. I guess weighing over 300 pounds, doesn't make it any easier on your knees.

    Yes, I will be happy to help you up every time you need it........no problem





    Next neighbor- other side



    Please consider taming your backyard, I work very hard to make mine beautiful and I'm having a tough time getting rid of all your weeds that are coming in under our new white vinyl lattace fence.


    I think it's great that you work on everyone's all the time, but would you consider getting rid of a few before you take on more jobs?

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    Dear neighbor,
    It really is not necessary to mow your lawn every fvcking day. It really irritates me when you get out your 'his' and 'hers' matching riding mowers -your lawn is only so big! As for your sprinkler system - when it rains you DO NOT have to water your lawn too

    Dear neighbor on the other side,
    You are nothing but a b!tch and your husband is a lazy, funny looking piece of sh!t.

    Dear neighborhood,
    Guess what? You might all be related but that is your problem - not mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharonL View Post
    Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

    Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, please don't stand on your balcony below me and smoke all the time. It smells awful and I have to shut all my doors so my kids don't have to smell your second hand smoke.
    Dear Neighbor - please don't close your doors so hard. I get startled with the loud bang and drop my smoke.

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryP View Post
    Dear Neighbor, Open your curtains!
    Dear Neighbor - Please stop flashing me. I want to open my curtains to let the light in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Appletinitwist View Post
    Jerry, you're fresh!

    Dear Neighbor, please take in your trash/recycling bins in a timely manner.
    Dear Neighbor - Taking in the bins is last on my last on "Very Important Things to Do so that I don't pis off my neighbor list" MYOB.

    Quote Originally Posted by dbee View Post
    Dear neighbor,

    Please get rid of all the junk on the side of your house that faces my garage. Tell your son he is a loser and to get his garbage out of here. You finally got him out, how about his trash.


    Plus, you really should consider rehab, it's been about 3 years since you had your knee replacement and you still can't really walk. I guess weighing over 300 pounds, doesn't make it any easier on your knees.

    Yes, I will be happy to help you up every time you need it....no problem

    Next neighbor- other side

    Please consider taming your backyard, I work very hard to make mine beautiful and I'm having a tough time getting rid of all your weeds that are coming in under our new white vinyl lattace fence.

    I think it's great that you work on everyone's all the time, but would you consider getting rid of a few before you take on more jobs?
    Dear Neighbor - I am sorry if your garage is hurt by my urban artwork and your compassion about my knee operation is very heart warming.

    Dear Neighbor - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I like the weeds.
    Oh and your car will be ready on Wednesday.

    Quote Originally Posted by MadonnaP View Post
    Dear neighbor,
    It really is not necessary to mow your lawn every fvcking day. It really irritates me when you get out your 'his' and 'hers' matching riding mowers -your lawn is only so big! As for your sprinkler system - when it rains you DO NOT have to water your lawn too

    Dear neighbor on the other side,
    You are nothing but a b!tch and your husband is a lazy, funny looking piece of sh!t.



    Dear neighborhood,
    Guess what? You might all be related but that is your problem - not mine!
    Dear Neighbor - Nyah , nyah, nyah

    Dear neighbor - If I catch you near my husband again....

    Dear Neighbor - You are so not invited for Thanksgiving at Mom's.
    Nothing a little bourbon and soda wouldn't fix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diGriz View Post
    Dear Neighbor - please don't close your doors so hard. I get startled with the loud bang and drop my smoke.

    Dear Neighbor - Please stop flashing me. I want to open my curtains to let the light in.

    Dear Neighbor - Taking in the bins is last on my last on "Very Important Things to Do so that I don't pis off my neighbor list" MYOB.

    Dear Neighbor - I am sorry if your garage is hurt by my urban artwork and your compassion about my knee operation is very heart warming.

    Dear Neighbor - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I like the weeds.
    Oh and your car will be ready on Wednesday.

    Dear Neighbor - Nyah , nyah, nyah

    Dear neighbor - If I catch you near my husband again....

    Dear Neighbor - You are so not invited for Thanksgiving at Mom's.
    Nicely done

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    Quote Originally Posted by diGriz View Post



    Dear Neighbor - I am sorry if your garage is hurt by my urban artwork and your compassion about my knee operation is very heart warming.

    Dear Neighbor - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I like the weeds.
    Oh and your car will be ready on Wednesday.

    ............

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    Dear neighbor across the street,

    I like you so much better now that you are living with your boyfriend, then I did when you lived next door and cheated on your husband.

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    Dear Neighbor(front) please stop trying to raise the chickens, cows, goats. You don't have enough property and I'm tired of smelling the dead animals and crap.

    Dear Neighbor(side) please either get rid of the little annoying barking(all the time) dogs or at least show some common decency and shut them the heck up.

    Dean Neighbor(front-side) please quit trying to sell your house, we would hate to see you move. You are great neighbors.

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    Dear Neighbor - Taking in the bins is last on my last on "Very Important Things to Do so that I don't pis off my neighbor list" MYOB.

    You MYOB. It is town ordinance to remove from curb by the end of trash pick up day.
    Dear neighbor, it's ok that you don't keep your yard up as nicely as I do because it just makes mine stand out more.
    Rest in peace, Daddy. I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Appletinitwist View Post
    Dear neighbor, please take in your trash/recycling bins in a timely manner.
    You would not do well in THIS city. We just put big black bags in great quantities along the curb 3xs a week. Of course when they are gone there are no bins to take in so maybe it's good.

    Dear Neighbor, Is that you I imagine seeing Apple?

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    Dear neighbor,
    Why do you insist on parking in the wrong direction on the road right by the 'no parking' sign that is 10 feet from my mailbox? The next time the mail cannot be left in my box, will you go to the post office to pick it up for me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadonnaP View Post
    Dear neighbor,
    Why do you insist on parking in the wrong direction on the road right by the 'no parking' sign that is 10 feet from my mailbox? The next time the mail cannot be left in my box, will you go to the post office to pick it up for me?
    For some reason my neighbor likes to park in front of my house and so do all his friends when his driveway is full

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    My neighbor has a long and wide driveway. They do not park in it, they would rather irritate me

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