Decisions, decisions...

diGriz

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I just can't make up my mind to figure out which is the better deal here...

The Exxon-Mobil (send an email to China) OR the BBC offer (claim by 48 hrs to Brazil)? Ever since my last uncle died in the plane crash in Nigeria, I find it very hard to choose...




WINNING ALERT!

FROM: EXXON MOBIL MALAYSIA" <[email protected]>
TO: <No Recipient>

OFFICE OF THE EXXON MOBIL MALAYSIA
(HOUSE COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT)
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA
OFFICE LINE:(+601)4941-7963
(+601)4941-8091
(+601)0382-2213

Our Ref: EXXON/SNT/STB

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS BEEN ATTACHED
TO A WINNING FILE NUMBER (EXXON-SNT-822) WHICH WAS CONDUCTED TODAY FROM AN
EXCLUSIVE LIST OF MILLIONS OF EMAIL ADDRESSES OF CORPORATE BODIES AND
INDIVIDUALS SELECTED BY AN ADVANCED AUTOMATED RANDOM COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM
FROM THE INTERNET,YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS LUCKILY SELECTED AND HAS EMERGED AS
A WINNER IN THE CATEGORY "A" WHICH YOU ARE THEREFORE ENTITLED TO RECEIVE A CASH
PRIZE OF $500,000.00 USD (=FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS=).

TO FILE IN FOR THE PROCESSING OF YOUR WINNING PRIZE,YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONTACT
OUR CERTIFIED AND ACCREDITED CLAIMS AGENT WHO WILL INSTRUCT YOU AND GIVE YOU
GUIDELINES ON WHAT TO DO TO RECEIVE YOUR WINNING PRIZE. CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATELY
WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW:

NAMES : MR.RAYMOND BASHAR
EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
DIRECT LINE: (+601) 4941-7963

AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

1. YOUR FULL NAME......
2. HOME PHONE/MOBILE NUMBER:.........
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND YOUR PRIZE.....
4. STATE/COUNTRY.....
5. CURRENT OCCUPATION.........
6. COUNTRY..........
6. YOUR AGE/GENDER............
7. QUOTE YOUR FILE NUMBER:..........

NOTE: BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, YOU MUST KEEP YOU FILE NUMBER PRIVATELY!

KINDEST REGARDS,
MRS.AMINA MOHAMMED'AL KAHA
(EXXON MOBIL MALAYSIA COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN)










PAYMENT
FROM: "BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
TO: <No Recipient>
Dear Winner,

We want to inform you that your funds of £18,000,000.00 (Eighteen Million Pounds sterling) have been release to you by the BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT UK. You can come and collect your funds from the BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT OFFICE IN UNITED KINGDOM within the next 48hrs.
You need to send your information below to us so that we can Re-confirm your information that we will use to release your funds of £18,000,000.00 to you as soon as possible.

Full Name:
Contact Address:
Phone And Fax#:
Age:
occupation:
Country
Your funds are protected by hard cover insurance policy until it is remitted to you.You will contact through our email address:([email protected]) to collect your funds as soon as possible.
We need your urgent reply to collect your funds today.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Helen Cole
MANAGING DIRECTOR
BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT
UNITED KINGDOM
0845 838 1815 (UK Local Rate)
+44 7024084948(From Outside UK)
 
The Nigeria one is a safe bet now that one of our other Spoofee members is getting things from there:

I received my "Star Fish" t-shirt yesterday! I couldn't believe I actually got it after reading about people not getting their items. It came regular mail and it came from Hong Kong! It was in an Air Mail big white padded envelope and it has a custom's mark on it. That may be why it is taking so long to get to some of you, Customs can take FOREVER sometimes. I have a sister who lived in Nigeria for awhile and she would send me things and it would take about a month to a month and a half to get through customs. Just a heads up!
 
I'd chose Brazil. That way you can send me down to make sure the deal goes through for you (of course compensating me well) and I can hit the beach in a string bikini.....or ...... :wink:
 
You should go for the bigger bucks. There is a lot of "work" involved in getting these and $500,000.00 doesn't go nearly as far as it used to.
 
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