Hey, I was on a weekend/marriage conference with my wife Friday night and Saturday.
No, I didn't have steak, I had seafood. Hey, it starts with an S!
I posted that not long after I got out of bed.
A steak could be a phallic symbol. BTW, I just remembered when I was in my teens we used to use the term pi(e) as a euphemism... I missed it being pie day too