Wait until precocious dyes her eggs and turns in for the night.
The key to her house is by the back door, third fake rock on the right.
have some raw hamburger meat to give to Fido (JerryP are you listening?) ready.
open the back door - toss in the meat, wait for the dog to start eating and steal her eggs while Fido is chowing down.
She does a great job decorating her eggs and you won't have any mess to clean up.
wtf?? LOL LOL LOL
Obviously you've never heard of my eggs.....
They are Czechoslovakian in heritage and require many pain staking hours of not 'crayon-ing' but heated pins stuck in pencil erasers and hot wax. Then, the egg is carefully submerged for a certain amount of time in vegetable dye and vinegar solution. I cannot be more specific or else the 'secret family recipe' will be given away. But rest assured, my eggs are "to die for".
They compare to this.................
That's what the Easter Bunny told me.......:05: