(Expired) Outback Steakhouse - Free Bloomin Onions

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in small print : Free with an additional purchase of a side of lipitor. Store not responsible any cardiac arrests, kidney failures or general depression associated with eating fatty foods..
 
so if you don't eat these someday your just going to end up laying in a hospital bed dying of nothing anyway.
 
I told him I was there to 'Bloom Into Spring' and he told me to 'Go Fly a Kite'.

What now?

Whoo Hoo! you get a free kite!!!
 
I can feel my arteries clogging as I type this lol but they are doing it again tomorrow....Get a free Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse with any purchase on Monday, March 26, when you mention NASCAR driver Ryan Newman's name this was on my local papers website..dont know if i am allowed to post it here or not...If I am, let me know and I will link it here
 
This is genuinely one of the most disgusting, unhealthy things you could EVER put into your body. How nice that they are 'giving them away.'
 
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