What’s worse than a speeding ticket? Trying to get out of one by using a super-cheesy excuse, perhaps? Yeah, lines like “I’m just testing the system to make sure you guys are on top of your A-game” may never work, but who wants to pay a $100 ticket?
The three readers who make us want to let you off with a warning instead of a ticket by giving us a funny excuse will each win a For Me T-shirt and have their entries published in the magazine.
No purchase necessary
Entry period: September 5–October 3, 2006
12:00 Noon ET
