Happy Feastivus

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Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus to All

Let the Airing of Grievances begin!



I hate Seinfeld, but any holiday that let's you get stuff off your chest has my highest endorsement.
 
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Awww man! Seinfield is the best! ... LOL!
 
Dan, I only just saw this episode the other day. I really didn't watch Seinfeld myself neither.

BTW, where did you stick the metal pole?:suspicious:
 
My metal pole is strategically hidden in the center of an artificial Christmas tree.

Where is yours?
 
I was trying to install it in the bedroom....:blushing:
 
Impaling DH does NOT count as "Pinning the head of the Household"
 
:doh: I was referring to pole dancing, but this "pinning"/impaling thing may seem more appropriate....:hmmmm:
 
I know what you were referring to.


I want a show of hands as to how many ladies here, who've been married more than a year, would do a pole dance for their DH?
 
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You guys are funny...
 
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:shhh:BTW Dan, before BD jumps your behind......it's Festivus, not Feastivus....unless you are airing your grievances about the Mrs.' cooking....

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Yes, well I caught that error and edited my post, but only a Mod can edit the title of the thread once posted.
 
DanC said:
I know what you were referring to.


I want a show of hands as to how many ladies here, who've been married more than a year, would do a pole dance for their DH?
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How about a show of hands for how many husbands who have been married for more than a year want their wife to do a pole dance?

My hand is raised by the way.
 
DanC said:
I know what you were referring to.


I want a show of hands as to how many ladies here, who've been married more than a year, would do a pole dance for their DH?
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NOPE! I'd just be asked how many calories I'd be able to burn...and that would end that conversation. :kissing:
 
servantofone said:
How about a show of hands for how many husbands who have been married for more than a year want their wife to do a pole dance?

My hand is raised by the way.
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:hmmmm: Pole dancing is kinda like being inverted.....right? :whistle:

And you thought you were slick..:doh: nekkid inversion.....now what 'present' did you really want to wrap that bow around? :whistle:
 
Preco, I admire your creativity.
 
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:hmmmm: Pole dancing is kinda like being inverted.....right? :whistle:
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I don't think I've ever met a woman like you. My wife thinks I can twist everything to be about one thing. I think you have me beat... Amazing. I could learn from you.
 
servantofone said:
I don't think I've ever met a woman like you. My wife thinks I can twist everything to be about one thing. I think you have me beat... Amazing. I could learn from you.
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You've met????? :faint:

and how do you twist everything? :nonod: preco?

oh, she'd have you beat all right! :yesnod:

am I anywhere close in my analysis??
 
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