Mouthy parrot 'reveals sex secret'

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot.reut/index.html

computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair behind his back when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.

The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

But when Taylor saw Collins's embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair -- meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK's Press Association reported.

Ziggy even mimicked Collins's voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out "Hiya Gary," according to newspaper reports.

Call-center worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Taylor, 30, for a year.

Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, media reports said.

"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.

"I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.

"I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."

Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.

The bird has now found a new home through the offices of a local parrot dealer. Collins, who admitted the affair, said: "I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems."

She added to The Guardian newspaper: "I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird.

"He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."

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Moral of the story. Never leave a witness......:theyareon
 
She added to The Guardian newspaper: "I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird."
LOL yeah, like he should keep a bird that constantly reminds him of her behavior. i'd ditch the bird, too!
 
"He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."

You know she had to put the 'blame' back on him......I guess he (and the bird) deserved it!:confused:
 
I would have gotten rid of the bird... and the apartment... and the bed...

Euuuuuuu! Can you imagine your spouse/partner/whatever had an affair right where you live? sleep!?!?!! It would all go!
 
I better be careful what I say around my bird.
 
pshh. my gf trained my dog to bark at other girls.
 
LMAO!
LOL LOL LOL
that sucks for the chick
...not that she shouldve been doing it in the first place, butttt
BTW, dehawk, whats your real name?
LOL
 
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