Now it's dehawk's cousin that's up to no good...

[Faerieglamour]

I think he was giving this squirrel :secret: some pointers. It's all part of his elaborate plan. He's probably going to show up at this lady's house later to lick her toe. :creep:

 

[precocious]

I think he was giving this squirrel :secret: some pointers. It's all part of his elaborate plan. He's probably going to show up at this lady's house later to lick her toe. :creep:

That's not just any squirrel....it's DanC!! :faint:

 

[DanC]

That's not just any squirrel....it's DanC!! :faint:

Time to change the avatar!!

 

[Faerieglamour]

That's not just any squirrel....it's DanC!! :faint:

Oh NO! It may be a conspiracy! :jaw:

 

[precocious]

Time to change the avatar!!

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[Faerieglamour]

It's "Squirrels Gone Wild". (wait.....they're already wild...hmmmm)

 

[Big Daddy]

Steve Jolley, a Postal Service manager in Oil City, said, "We are not issuing a squirrel alert, but everyone is aware of the incident."

I hope this doesn't delay the delivery of my Elmo TMX today.

 

[DanC]

It's "Squirrels Gone Wild". (wait.....they're already wild...hmmmm)

try

Squirrels Gone Postal

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

I hope this doesn't delay the delivery of my Elmo TMX today.

Do you know if RPS will be delivering your package?

 

[Big Daddy]

Do you know if RPS will be delivering your package?

I pray not.

 

[dehawk]

RPS , the name you can trust

 

[DanC]

RPS , the name you can trust

RPS - We've got the 'package' to deliver your parcel

 

[precocious]

RPS - Our 'package' is bigger than yours....

 

[Big Daddy]

RPS - If you don't care when or if it gets there, we're your shipper. We take coon cash.

 

[JMB27]

RPS - We not only go through your mail but your trash as well:worry:

 

[precocious]

RPS - If we haven't delivered it yet, don't hold your breath....

 

[Big Daddy]

RPS - We're almost as bad as JMB's pimp hand. :worry:

 

[JMB27]

RPS - The only thing less reliable than us are JMB's jokes. :wave:

 

[DanC]

RPS - The only thing less reliable than us are mods

EDIT:
The only thing less reliable than us is the USPS

Jerks lost ANOTHER package sent to me, and their tracking system only shows that it was delivered to a post office. That is NOT a tracking system :rant:

 

[JMB27]

RPS - The only thing that gets abused more than the packages is JMB's comments(by BD)!:teeth: