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Say something really mean and rotten about the person below you

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To whoever you are: I can't believe someone posted a response to this thread. (was that mean and rotten enough?) ;)
 
hey! I'll post on just about any thread on this forum. No need to be so nasty about it :(

;)

and to whoever else posts after me, good for you! But to be mean and rotten, you smell like moldy bread you decroded piece of yeasty delisciousness. :mad:
 
Shucks, it's my new deodorant. You like?

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To the next person:
You are a piteously detestable mouth breather and a ludicrous, mattress-soiling mass of neuroses and pathologies.
 
and that is on a good day....

The next person is ugly, vile and not even human. In fact, the next person to post will D*I*E*. (eventually).
 
waxed.. i can't believe you said that... that really cuts to the bone..

i. am. hurt.

The next person eats rotten eggs and drinks spoilt milk.. and wears used diapers on their head.. and dances really really weird.. like.. when other people are embarrassed for you weird...
 
Scoopons said:
The next person eats rotten eggs and drinks spoilt milk.. and wears used diapers on their head.. and dances really really weird.. like.. when other people are embarrassed for you weird...
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I asked you and bribed you very nicely not to share that information about me, Scoopons.

BTW, how did you know I'd post next? :o

The next person is a hipster doofus. :confused:
 
a hipster doofus isn't near as bad as the next person.

Cuz that person is an animal food trough wiper. A silly english knight(ka-nig-ut). I fart in their general direction. Their mother was a hamster, and their father smells of elderberries.
 
well i can't help it if hamsters are strangely attracted to elderberries. at least i'm here

the next person farts with every step and resembles a cross between oscar the grouch and jabba the hutt
 
clubchick said:
well i can't help it if hamsters are strangely attracted to elderberries. at least i'm here

the next person farts with every step and resembles a cross between oscar the grouch and jabba the hutt
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well, that is pretty accurite. The next person is a booger eating moron
 
I am not a booger eating moron, my iq is 150.

The next person who posts makes Rain Man seem like Einstein. :confused:

Gabriel
 
Thank you for the compliment. I am honored to be considered in the company of Rainman. Clean underwear and drives in a circular driveway, could one ask for more??? Oh, and yes, jeopardy everyday!

I am nothing like the snot sucking, boot licking, red haired troll with obviously no taste in shoes who posted after me!
 
yummmm, boot gunk! I'm actually planning on dying my hair red today too.

Hey, but at least I'm not a lover to a monkey who has a huge blue butt, likes to eat road kill, and smells like rotten cheese.
 
well just don't tell todd that you know the truth about him! that road kill goes down nice and easy with my bathtub gin, and that rotten cheese smell? well, that's what happens when you mix road kill and bathtub gin. i just didn't think it was so bad you'd call me on it.

the next person eats with an open mouth, gets haircuts at the vet, and spits when talking. oh, and don't even ask this person to count backwards from 10.
 
clubchick said:
the next person eats with an open mouth, gets haircuts at the vet, and spits when talking. oh, and don't even ask this person to count backwards from 10.
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ten, nine, seven, um, no eight, four, wait, six, d'uh, hold on... i can't see what i wrote cause i'm saying the numbers outloud and there's all this saliva on my computer screen.

and i like the way the vet cuts hair, this way my dog and i can look the same :)

and i only eat with my mouth open so that EVERYONE can see what i'm eating ... anything wrong with that?

OK, the next person prefers to wear clothes that are WAY too small and likes the smell of farts. :confused:
 
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Now hey wait one minute, I bought the clothes at Kmart and they shrunk! The farting is from the pork 'n beans that was on sale at Kmart when I bought the clothes. It's the Kmart way.

Now the next person....keeps his elbows on the table and 'snorts' up his food like a pig. It behooves him to use a napkin (other than his shirt sleeve).......and......worse yet.....he lives in Kentucky!
 
precocious said:
Now the next person....keeps his elbows on the table and 'snorts' up his food like a pig. It behooves him to use a napkin (other than his shirt sleeve).......and......worse yet.....he lives in Kentucky!
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Hey watch it, I don't live in Kentuky. I live in Ohio, but it is close enough.

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The next person has not showered in a week, their house is infested with cockroaches and they have rotting food in their refridgerator. :eek:
 
It's been less than a week since my last shower, it rained while i was biking to work on Monday...and the only reason the fridge is spoiled is cuz the roaches keep unpluggin it. ah well, that's what life is like here in Central Kentucky. At least I'm not in western Kentucky or around louisville, or even worse, Toledo :eek:

But none of that is worse than this next person. They sit in front of a silly computer all day checking some silly website where people come and talk bad about everyone else after getting a free t-shirt or the free panties. That poor soul :(
 
Like I always say, if you need panties, you nee-e-e-e-d panties.:tongue:

But better panties than adult diapers like the next person, just because they can't contain their excitement that somebody here was kind enough to think about them, thereby causing them to have a massive case of the hershey squirts. :confused:

Gabriel
 
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well i told the doctor i needed an upper, thinking he'd prescribe some zoloft... it's not my fault he gave me heavy doses of caffeine... nothing stays solid in my intestines anymore. :o and it's not just you, gabriel... i get this excited over everything (thanks to the caffeine!) :30:

the good news is, i'm not like the next person who eats his toe jam and picks his nose in church, sticking whatever treasure he finds underneath the pew.
 
yeah, i may look like a moron to some, but i'm einstein compared to the following imbecile who loves to get run over by 50mph cars and lives in a landfill like "house", if thats what you call the box he lives in....
 
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