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And Microsoft....

but when did they move to the U.K.?? And why are they using a Yahoo mailbox??


Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10
United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/05
Batch: 409978E
Dear Sir/Madam,

WINNING NOTIFICATION
The prestigious Microsoft and Aol has set out and successfully
organised a Sweepstakes marking the New Year anniversary and we have
rolled out over $25,000,000.00(Twenty-five Million American Dollars)
for the end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for this draws were
randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we
enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching
personalised email addresses to ticket numbers, if you ignore this, you
will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet
companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains
the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail
data test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number
008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky
numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you $1000,000.00
(One Million Dollars) already issued in a cheque as one of the
10 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire
winning sum of $1000,000.00 (One Million Dollars). The draws
registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United
Kingdom .

These Draws are commemorative and as such special. Please note that
your lucky winning number falls within our Africa booklet
representative in West Africa as indicated in your play coupon, In view
of this, your $1000,000.00 (One Million Dollars)
cheque would be released to you by our Fiduciary Agent in West Africa,
Our Fiduciary agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your cheque as soon as you contact him.
Make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you
through the process to facilitate the release of your winning cheque.
To file for your claim, Please Contact your fiduciary agent with the
details below:


NAME: MR David Moore
Email: [email protected]

You are advised to contact your Fiduciary Agent with the following
details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications with your
Name (in Full)
:.......................................................................
Country:................................................................................
Address:................................................................................
Direct Telephone
No:................................................................
Age:......................................................................................
Sex:......................................................................................
Occupation/position:.................................................................

Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.
Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates. We
wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune. Thank you for
being part of our commemorative New year Anniversary Draws. Happy
New year celebration.
Sincerely,
MRS. SUSAN LARS
Microsoft Promotion Team
==================================================
PLEASE NOTE! Any claim not made before (14) working days from date of
notification will indicate that the winner has voluntarily forfeited
his/her winnings
 
These Draws are commemorative and as such special. Please note that
your lucky winning number falls within our Africa booklet
representative in West Africa as indicated in your play coupon, In view
of this, your $1000,000.00 (One Million Dollars)
cheque would be released to you by our Fiduciary Agent in West Africa,
Our Fiduciary agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your cheque as soon as you contact him.
Make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you
through the process to facilitate the release of your winning cheque.
To file for your claim, Please Contact your fiduciary agent with the
details below:
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and why is the money coming from West Africa??
 
Both of you are so ungrateful. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. :rolleyes:
 
Pppsshh! $25 mil....that's nothing. M$ has money, I tell ya! That's for sure.

The other day, they "disqualified" my rebate submission for $15, so I called the rebate center and asked them why. A very nice woman told me that I did not include the UPC code from the top of the box. I said, that ain't true and I have copies to prove it. I asked if she wanted me to re-send or fax copies to her, and she laughed and said; "Don't worry about it. I'm sending you a check for $15!" Now you tell me, who's rich now?! ;) :rofl:
 
diGriz said:
I will trade you my One Million dollar check for your $15.00 check (and throw in a free tape measure).
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tempting, tempting.....how long is the tape? :convinced: :tongue: ;)
 
Here's another winner:


The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Service)
Ref: SGIL/763276/03
Batch: 074/05/ZY3 .
Tel: +44-7045721243

Dear lucky winner,

We happily announce to you the draw of the UK-National Lottery International
programs held last week. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 187, with Serial number 87-11 drew the lucky
numbers:12,37,39,40,50,01 Bonus 02.Which subsequently won you the lottery in
the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
GBP1,000,000.00{ONE MILLION BRITISH POUNDS} in cash credited to file REF
NO.SGIL/763276/03.

This is from a total cash prize of GBR £16,000,000(SIXTEEN MILLION BRITISH
POUNDS STERLING) shared amongst the first sixteen (16) lucky winners in this
category. All participants were selected randomly from Worldwide Web site
through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies.This
promotion takes place annually.

Please note that your lucky winning number fall within our European booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of
this, Your GBP 1, 000, 000.00 {ONE MILLION BRITISH POUNDS) would be released
to you by our payment office in Europe. Our European agent will immediately
commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you
contact him. Your prize award has been insured in your names and ready for
claim.

To begin your claims therefore, you are advised on final notice and as a
matter of urgency, to contact our Europen licensed and accredited claim agent
for EURO-AFRO-ASIA Lottery Winners for the processing of your prize awards
winning and payment to your designated bank account after all statutory
obligations have been concluded satisfactorily.

CONTACT THUS:


NAME: MR Andrew Owen
Email: [email protected]
Tel/Fax: +448704788161

Due to mix up in some numbers and names and for the purpose of
confidentiality, be advised to keep this award notification as secret from
public notice until your claim has been rocessed and your prize money remitted
to your designated bank account as this is part of precautionary measures to
avoid double claim or misuse of this program by some social miscreants.

Hence, your prize award winning is confidential as our winners are at liberty
to remain completely anonymous until payment is effected.

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.

Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,
MR.O. DOUGLAS
LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR
www.national-lottery.co.uk
 
Hey - This is a Bill Gates thread....

Lets get :focus:

Nah - I really don't care - I just always wanted to use that smilie.
 
diGriz can we split that $25 mil check?Or do you think we will see it only if pigs sprout wings and fly...or when hell freezes over?Yeah I keep getting the same email,and I am sooooo tempted to ask them when they will be sending me my check.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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