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ok, dehawk, i'll start this one:

if my 11yo daughter, who knows she's not allowed to date until she's 16, asks to walk the neighbor boy's dog with him, should i allow this? does this qualify as a date? please impart your wisdom upon me...
 
You're asking for trouble, clubby!!

Hawk is going to suggest a three way with the dog or something worse.


Big Daddy's advice:

Show the boy your husband's gun, sword and knife collections and leave it at that. ;)
 
All Knowing Dehawk,

How can I break my addiction to buying designer purses and expensive thong underwears?

Please Help!! :(
 
16 year old boys have the emotional maturity of a 8 year old so it might work.
 
iluvdeals said:
All Knowing Dehawk,

How can I break my addiction to buying designer purses and expensive thong underwears?

Please Help!! :(
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Easy! Cut the money supply. Many ways to do it. I'll be happy to help ;)

BTW, why do you buy expensive underwears anyway? Are they for collection or to be worn? I just hope they're comfortable...

Do you know where to get reasonably priced LV Amber? Used ones are fine as long as they're in very good condition.
 
clubchick said:
ok, dehawk, i'll start this one:

if my 11yo daughter, who knows she's not allowed to date until she's 16, asks to walk the neighbor boy's dog with him, should i allow this? does this qualify as a date? please impart your wisdom upon me...
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Sit the boy down and explain to him the process that male dogs are put through to prevent them from breeding. Then say that could easily be done by humans.

That being said walking the boys dog does not = Petting the boys dog.
 
iluvdeals said:
All Knowing Dehawk,

How can I break my addiction to buying designer purses and expensive thong underwears?

Please Help!! :(
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The only way to break the addiction is to send me pictures of you modeling all the thong underwear you buy.

I shall pm you my address.
 
He3x said:
Do you know where to get reasonably priced LV Amber? Used ones are fine as long as they're in very good condition.
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Dehawk does not swing that way hence does not carry those bags himself. Big Daddy can help you on this question.
 
Anyone that calls it "thong underwears" isn't serious, hawk. So I guess you don't know it all. ;) ;)
 
He3x said:
Easy! Cut the money supply. Many ways to do it. I'll be happy to help ;)

BTW, why do you buy expensive underwears anyway? Are they for collection or to be worn? I just hope they're comfortable...

Do you know where to get reasonably priced LV Amber? Used ones are fine as long as they're in very good condition.
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La Perla is my favorite and kind of on the expensive side. They are as comfortable as usual and are worn, not collected. Everyday use would be VS.

Damn credit cards!

Have you tried ehandbagz.com or puremoda.com ?
 
dehawk666 said:
The only way to break the addiction is to send me pictures of you modeling all the thong underwear you buy.

I shall pm you my address.
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:eek: You are a very silly boy! :o

So who told you about those pictures? I hate ex-boyfriends! :zip:
 
big daddy said:
Anyone that calls it "thong underwears" isn't serious, hawk. So I guess you don't know it all. ;) ;)
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This thread is just too funny! You guys crack me up! LOL! :D
 
Dehawk, how can it rain when there are no clouds?
 
Scoopons said:
Dehawk, how can it rain when there are no clouds?
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You don't want to ask him that question. :34:
 
iluvdeals said:
Have you tried ehandbagz.com or puremoda.com ?
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Have you ordered from them? Especially ehandbagz? Are they authentic? I can tell from some pics they're replicas but then some seem authentic. Do you know?
 
ok, you ... gross minded people.. i didn't even think of that. How careless of me, especially with dehawk around.
 
Scoopons said:
ok, you ... gross minded people.. i didn't even think of that. How careless of me, especially with dehawk around.
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Moi? I don't want to rain on your parade, but you brought it up, missy. :beer_yum:
 
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