Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Engaged

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I know this is old news and I'm always a week or two delayed on these kinds of news, but wow..

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she's young and dumb and will find out that changing your religion for a man is one of the stupidest things you can do. hopefully she won't realize all this when she's suffering postpartum depression ;)
 
Dude who belives this ****,

It was love at first "photo op"
 
Its funny, Katie is from right where I live and her family still lives here. Her father has been talking about this on all the news channels. It is like a breaking news story around here. :eek:
 
just imagine, assuming my guess on tom's 42 and katie's 26 is correct... Tom was 16 was Katie was 0. Tom was 34 when Katie was 18.

Big difference....

He's so weird now...especially at Oprah's show...

And I also wonder about how not long ago Katie called off her engagement to Chris Klein and also how short of a time Tom and Katie had been going out...such a weird union.
 
Boo Fox News...

The whole relationship between them is terrible, I can't believe she's pregnant.
 
Haha, I wasn't complaining.
 
well what's with ashton and demi? are they REALLY married and/or pregnant? also, i'm a sucker and picked up "in touch" mag cuz there's a thing about angelina having a baby with brad...
 
clubchick said:
well what's with ashton and demi? are they REALLY married and/or pregnant?
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hmm...wonder if the wedding/pregnancy rumors are just a "punk'd" thing.
clubchick said:
also, i'm a sucker and picked up "in touch" mag cuz there's a thing about angelina having a baby with brad...
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what? she's pregnant? :eek:
 
penpen said:
what? she's pregnant?
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well it's not confirmed... there's a pic of her from the end of september wearing a dress that makes her tummy look like there's a bump. and with her normally rock-hard abs, it's hard to believe there's any other reason for the pooch.

oh and about the punk'd thing... that would make sense, since playing grade-school pranks seems to be kutcher's only real talent :p
 
clubchick said:
well what's with ashton and demi? are they REALLY married and/or pregnant? also, i'm a sucker and picked up "in touch" mag cuz there's a thing about angelina having a baby with brad...
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Ashton Kutcher is about as feminine a man as they get...
 
Erik said:
Ashton Kutcher is about as feminine a man as they get...
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well, we ALL know who wears the skirt in their relationship :confused:

note: no offense to any transvestite spoofers out there ;)
 
Hollywood marriages are career marriages. They are set up to give each person's career a boost. That's why they are so short.
 
I took this quote from a news page...

"It's going to be a tough experience for Katie, as she'll have to give birth without painkillers or screaming. Practitioners of Scientology are against drugs but insist on "silent birth" because they believe it's traumatic for babies to hear their mothers groan or cry."

HAHAHA GOOD LUCK LADY.....
 
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