What a way to earn money

How did you find this? :suspicious: Are you supporting her habit? :thinking: :wink::lol:

Sorry to anyone trying to compete with her, but........ :puke:
 
It was a headline link from a aggregation site.
Sometimes I wish I hadn't followed those links.
 
safe to say.....

that Ms. Simpson has big dreams.

very big dreams.

:drum::popcorn::fish::bootyshake:
 
DanC said:
There's something for everyone I guess

This is Safe for Work, possibly not safe for those prone to nausea

Another proof of Rule 34

Read the whole article, it's short.
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I hope I'm not too late, but sitting on the sidelines I've noticed a disturbing trend to your posts of late.

Here's the fix, go to your tool kit, take out a flat head screwdriver (that is just small enough to fit in a slot of the wall socket), fill a bucket of water, stand in the bucket and stick the screwdriver in the socket.

When you come to, remember the feeling the next time you get the urge to post pictures of fat ladies.
 
Isn't there a rule somewhere that states "You are what you eat"? I don't feel so bad about my weight anymore since I don't come even close.
 
diGriz said:
I hope I'm not too late, but sitting on the sidelines I've noticed a disturbing trend to your posts of late.

Here's the fix, go to your tool kit, take out a flat head screwdriver (that is just small enough to fit in a slot of the wall socket), fill a bucket of water, stand in the bucket and stick the screwdriver in the socket.

When you come to, remember the feeling the next time you get the urge to post pictures of fat ladies.
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1) DiGriz, great to see you!

2) I didn't post a pic, only a link, and I believe the previous link i posted was for what SHOULD be your favorite holiday.

3) Electrocution doesn't bother me much any more. After 30 years in the electric utilities, that would do for me what a large RedBull would do for a normal person.
 
You forgot to post the link to HER website.

(why would anyone pay to watch her eat junk food when you can "get it for free" at McDonalds?)
 
JerryP said:
You forgot to post the link to HER website.

(why would anyone pay to watch her eat junk food when you can "get it for free" at McDonalds?)
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Or just go to Walmart to see the 'progress'.....:faint:
 
Apparently at McDonalds people eat with their fingers or perhaps a fork.
I'm guessing on her website the implement of choice is a shovel
 
DanC said:
Apparently at McDonalds people eat with their fingers or perhaps a fork.
I'm guessing on her website the implement of choice is a shovel
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Hey Dan, Why don't you go check it out for sure and let us know.
 
I'll pass. thanks anyway
 
Heart attack? Stroke? Diabetes? Do you think she'll make it another two years on 12,000 calories per day?
 
You might expect her long-term partner Philippe, 49, to advise her to slim down, but instead he encourages her to eat more.
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He must be getting the bulk of the online money, or at least what is left.
 
sun22beam said:
He likes to roll in the dough...in more ways than one.
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She can probably tuck him away in one of her rolls and gain the needed weight even quicker. No one would ever know because who would want to search! :rofl:
 
I don't know Choo. Sounds a bit dangerous. If he got caught in the wrong spot, he could develop an STD - Suffocation Through Dough.
 
OK, now you've made all those "How do you fornicate with a fat woman" jokes come back to mind, and while I'm eating my grits to boot!

I bet her hubby's the beneficiary on the life insurance policy.
 
You might expect her long-term partner Philippe, 49, to advise her to slim down, but instead he encourages her to eat more.
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Choochoojr said:
He must be getting the bulk of the online money, or at least what is left.
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spazntwitch said:
Heart attack? Stroke? Diabetes? Do you think she'll make it another two years on 12,000 calories per day?
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"'til death do you part."

He promised he wouldn't leave her.....:wink:.....and he has a life insurance policy on her......
 
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