Why I hate New Jersey - Reason #72...

:lol: Who thinks up this stuff? Next thing you know they will be controlling how many ants you can put in your ant farm...
 
At our house, what happens in the chicken coop stays in the chicken coop.
 
servantofone said:
:lol: Who thinks up this stuff? Next thing you know they will be controlling how many ants you can put in your ant farm...
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This just in from New Jersey: "You are now limited to 25 ants in your ant farm. Any violation of this order will result in a $100 fine per ant."
 
diGriz said:
The government is sticking their noses in where they don't belong...
N.J. town proposes limiting mating of roosters, chickens in backyard farms to 10 days a year | NJ.com
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Male fowls would be allowed into the henhouses 10 days a year under an ordinance introduced by the township committee Monday night. No rooster would be allowed to stay more than five consecutive nights and any crowing would be strictly prohibited.

"You can bet if you have one rooster in there with six hens, he’s going to be crowing," chuckled John Hart, a beef farmer who sits on the town Agricultural Advisory Committee that helped draft the ordinance.
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diGriz, you better lower the volume of your "outbursts" or next they'll make you get rid of your sheep. :shhh:
 
Wait! So the hen's only have to put out 10 days a year? But for 5 consecutive nights? Or does that mean she has to do each Rooster for 5 consecutive nights twice a year? Hm. In the real world that Henny be making a pretty Penny.
 
Gives new meaning to the story of Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky and Lucy (aka Loosey) Goosey. :yikes:

Cocky Locky?

"I will come with you," said Cocky Locky.

So Henny Penny and Cocky Locky hurried along together towards the king's palace. On the way they saw Ducky Lucky swimming on the pond.
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So Henny Penny, Cocky Locky and Ducky Lucky hurried on together towards the king's palace. On the way they met Goosey Loosey, who called out, "Where are you all going in such a hurry?"
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Turkey Lurkey.....:yesnod:

"I will come with you," said Turkey Lurkey. So Henny Penny, Cocky Locky, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey and Turkey Lurkey all went on towards the king's palace. Now on their way they met Foxy Loxy who asked, "Where are you going in such a hurry?"
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Foxy Loxy :eyebrows:
So Henny Penny, Cocky Locky, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey and Turkey Lurkey all followed Foxy Loxy. He led them to the wood, and up to a dark hole.......
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:eek:

.....which was the door to his home. Inside his wife and five hungry children were waiting for him to bring home some dinner.

That, I am sorry to say, was the end of Cocky Locky, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey and Turkey Lurkey, for one by one they all followed Foxy Loxy into his home, and they were all eaten up by the hungry fox family.
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:blushing:
 
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