Women Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

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Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

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I've hid in the bathroom from the kids before...but not exactly like this! What do you think she did all day? I hope there was a TV or something in the bathroom...I mean stare at the sink all day for 2 years? Something's just wrong here. It doesn't seem believable for so many reasons.
 
When i heard, "the woman's skin had grown around the seat," i got shivers.:worry: :worry:
 
serious toilet seat ring there. There has to be a reason her so called boyfriend didn't do something within the first couple days, some reason he didn't care if she spent her life in there or it benefitted him somehow. Something must of changed for him to have finally called
 
um... if she was in there THAT long, he probably wanted her gone so he could bring a new (NORMAL) g/f home LOL
 
And they say there's no rings around Uranus! LOL

Well, she can prove them wrong :28:

:rofl:
 
She didn't sit on that toilet for 2 years:

But McFarren said she moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He brought food and water to her. They had conversations and had an otherwise normal relationship — except it all happened in the bathroom.
 
Captain, we have a Klingon occupation of Uranus!!
 
She didn't sit on that toilet for 2 years:

But McFarren said she moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He brought food and water to her. They had conversations and had an otherwise normal relationship — except it all happened in the bathroom.

They said the skin grew around the seat and had to be removed with a crobar.....doesn't sound like she moved around all that too often......

BTW.:convinced: ..what do you think they talked about? LOL

Did they have more than one bathroom in the apartment/house? :eek:
 
i've had my legs fall asleep when i was *ahem* on the toilet for a long period of time. and it sucks to get back up. that's probably what happened to her. it hurts to get your legs going again.




gives a whole new meaning to getting "stuck in the bathroom!"
 
I think there's definitely something wrong with McFarren's story that she moved around in the bathroom... with skin grown around the toilet seat (physically glued) there's no way she could have moved around.

But it is quite fun to imagine a bf catering to your every need (changing you, bringing food and water to you while you sit and muse in the toilet). :)
 
But it is quite fun to imagine a bf catering to your every need (changing you, bringing food and water to you while you sit and muse in the toilet). :)

ugh. no thanks. i quite like taking care of myself (like wiping my own a$$) LOL LOL
 
Does anyone else think it is sick and wrong to consume food in the same location as one defecates?

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.
 
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:noidea: I wonder why after 2 years, he finally let people know that she was there. :doh: Has she no family that wondered where she was? :help: She's a very sick woman and he is a very sick man. :eek:
 
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:sus: Everytime she got a phone call, guess what he said? "She's in the bathroom right now......" :suspect:

Maybe they have a phone in there, I do....:eek:

Flower delivery......:date:
 
I'm not defending anyone here, but I've seen situations where a emotionally weak person (him) is in a relation with a mentally unstable person (her).
I can see how this situation evolved. I have pity for them both. This guy doesn't need to be arrested, he needs help, and so does she.
 
I can see how this situation evolved. I have pity for them both. This guy doesn't need to be arrested, he needs help, and so does she.

True, if she was not 'imprisoned' against her will, he should not be arrested.....
 
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