You KNOW you're addicted to Spoofee when...

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OK, I've only been on the site for a month and I'm already completely addicted...so here's my attempt at starting a new thread:

You know you're addicted to Spoofee when...


  • Any day on which you don't receive a freebie in the mail feels wasted somehow!

  • You start to stockpile your freebies instead of using them---yikes, I just realized I'm turning into a freebie miser! I can picture myself as this crazy woman repeatedly counting--and gloating over--her 8,000 teeny tiny li'l packets of beauty products. LOL
 
You still can't wait for Irwin to open up the link for "Five free blades"

or

Wait for LiveSquid & Preco to 'mix it up a bit"
 
You still can't wait for Irwin to open up the link for "Five free blades"

or

Wait for LiveSquid & Preco to 'mix it up a bit"

Hey, I'm waiting for those "five free blades" so I can "mix it up" with LS.....trust me, stand back...;)

BTW Those blades are also handy at scraping off a bit of rust from 'you-know-where'....;)

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You know you are addicted to Spoofee when you start to count the swipes you use on your free deodorant until the ones that you ordered in SPANISH arrive at the house!

You know you are addicted to Spoofee when you start to look at your mail carrier and wonder if they are keeping all of the cool freebies you ordered, and, somehow have not received!

You know you are addicted to Spoofee when you can tell that a poster has like three or four other screen names just by their writing style and tone!

You know you are addicted to Spoofee when you miss the folks if they do not post for a few days!
 
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You know you are addicted to Spoofee when you start to look at your mail carrier and wonder if they are keeping all of the cool freebies you ordered, and, somehow have not received!

YES! hehe....:tongue:
 
You know you are addicted to Spoofee when you start to look at your mail carrier and wonder if they are keeping all of the cool freebies you ordered, and, somehow have not received!

Yes, I'm a little more suspicious of my mail carrier now!! Tho he doesn't really strike me as the metrosexual kind that wants to steal my Perricone and Murad samples :)
 
You know..... When you come to the off topic discussion boards nosing around for something to look at to waste time until you check the freebie board again for new posts.......

which I would NEVER do......

LMAO
 
who cares if its a magazine i realy dont want

... its free!
 
You feel glowingly virtuous :angel: when you stop yourself from ordering a freebie, even one you have no conceivable use for.......
 
You add a post only to see how many PMs you get.:noidea:
 
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You know you're addicted to Spoofee when...

You get mad at other members and their CRAP for an attitude when you were trying to help and didn't ask for their harping!
 

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LMAO!!!! I dunno what's funnier, the fact that there even IS a web obsession rehab, or the fact that most of the participants in this picture look like they haven't been in natural sunlight for ages and can hardly keep their eyes open, LOL, I wonder if they have computer light therapy to restor your vision, with me working online all the time, I NEED that!!

ROFL, the teacher is saying, see this, it is called the SUN, everybody say it together now..... LOL
 
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Roger, thanks for the link---wonder how I missed it in the Times---it's hysterical! Ultimate, your emails always crack me up!!!!!!!!! Now there's great reasons to be addicted to Spoofee.

LMAO!!!! I dunno what's funnier, the fact that there even IS a web obsession rehab, or the fact that most of the participants in this picture look like they haven't been in natural sunlight for ages and can hardly keep their eyes open, LOL
 
I knew I was addicted, when I would look here instead of my email first. :mmph:
 
You know your addicted when you ask your wife what type of feminine products she likes. And then she stand and shakes her head at you. But I make sure I get free stuff for myself too.
 
You know your addicted when you ask your wife what type of feminine products she likes. And then she stand and shakes her head at you. But I make sure I get free stuff for myself too.


LOL LOL LOL To all the male Spoofeers out there, order the tampon's and put them into your fishing tackle boxes! They make great "hook holders", and they are also useful to insert into the fishes mouth while removing a hook! I do know that hunters use them somehow with their riffles, but, I can't remember precisely what they do with them! :convinced:
 
You know that you are addicted to Spoofee when you are disgusted with all of the reposts.
 
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