A question for Precocious

[dehawk]

Preco, I figured this would be the proper place to start since this is where we actually met. The real kidnapping will be in person, a little later, maybe a lot later, you never know.

I know we have only known each other for a short time but I do not want to continue my life with you in it. I have looked into your eyes many times and have seen your inner organs. I love what I see and am deeply in love with cheesypoofs. For a while you had been trying to get my attention on here, but your attempts fell on deaf ears and blinded eyes. I finally opened my eyes and ears to your cries, after deciding that i like hearing you crys, I am coming after your. I have seen what a old person you are and I want to spend the rest of my life torturing you. Remember a while back you offered me cookies and oranges Well today I am letting you know, I am ready to be your one and only "sugar daddy" and have you as my one/many kitchen women.

So I am asking you on here, since I am out of town right now...

Will you accept/be forced into being one of Dehawk's kitchen women

Preco, I hate you forever + a day.

 

[babuska73]

dehawk you took something so beautiful and warped it you sick coon dog :tongue:

 

[dehawk]

dehawk you took something so beautiful and warped it you sick coon dog :tongue:

By the way , congrats and hold on to the Choochoo man. Free train tickets for life too

 

[babuska73]

Thanx hawky and btw-I got a great laugh from this thread.

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

That is too funny Dehawk! :claps:

 

[Choochoojr]

Hawky, I am sure she will accept.

 

[eabu]

*shakes head* you cant have her dehawk, she is already married and torturing someone else.

 

[Scoopons]

OMG.. I have to give you some credit.. this is hilarious... I think it would give preco great pleasure in torturing you for all time.

 

[dehawk]

OMG.. I have to give you some credit.. this is hilarious... I think it would give preco great pleasure in torturing you for all time.

and I'm the one that cant read?

 

[Scoopons]

for all time? .. meaning forever?

 

[dehawk]

I was to torture HER

 

[dehawk]

I hope your happy , you have just ruined what should have been the greatest day in my life

 

[Scoopons]

i think you guys will torture each other

 

[babuska73]

It's soon a new day there hawky. Don't despair.

 

[SharonL]

How romantic! :rose: I always knew Dehawk secretly loved Preco!

 

[Cedar]

This is great, very nice dehawk

 

[Big Daddy]

Congratulations!!! :bigok: :claps: :spoofee:

BTW, nice shoe, hawky!

 

[precocious]

Preco's reply

Preco, I figured this would be the proper place to start since this is where we actually met. The real kidnapping will be in person, a little later, maybe a lot later, you never know.

I know we have only known each other for a short time but I do not want to continue my life with you in it. I have looked into your eyes many times and have seen your inner organs. I love what I see and am deeply in love with cheesypoofs. For a while you had been trying to get my attention on here, but your attempts fell on deaf ears and blinded eyes. I finally opened my eyes and ears to your cries, after deciding that i like hearing you crys, I am coming after your. I have seen what a old person you are and I want to spend the rest of my life torturing you. Remember a while back you offered me cookies and oranges Well today I am letting you know, I am ready to be your one and only "sugar daddy" and have you as my one/many kitchen women.

So I am asking you on here, since I am out of town right now...

Will you accept/be forced into being one of Dehawk's kitchen women

Preco, I hate you forever + a day.

YES (I despise you you wretched little coon-dog) YES (I will infiltrate your home and poison your meals) YES (I will continue to deafen you with insults and rants and blind you with needles in your eyes) YES (I await the day you once again darken my doorstep so I may squeeze your member in a vice until your eyes pop and you can no longer procreate) YES!!!!! (I will set traps and deadly bait to make sure you stay out of town)

I despise you so much and can't wait to spend the rest of your short life torturing you continuously on a daily basis until your shriveled useless Tanuki balls falls off! OMG! I can't believe how awful your spelling and grammar is, you incoherent moron!

I will not give you another thought once you are annihilated from this earth and I will then be happy forever and a day!!!!

Preco :05:

My gift to you...................................

 

[Big Daddy]

I was expecting that you'd give him a better gift.

Do you really think his odds of procreating are that high??

BTW you two are a matched nightmare made in heaven.

 

[precocious]

I was expecting that you'd give him a better gift.

Do you really think his odds of procreating are that high?? (They will soon be nill!)
BTW you two are a matched (?)made in heaven.

Heaven?