Adorable!! printable lunch notes for your kids

My Own lunch note webpage

I think I'll start my own webpage of lunch notes for kids, but for the parents who have really bad kids. Notes will read something like this:
Dear Jason,
Cat died this morning, and I had no time to bury him in the yard before you woke up. But at least now you have a 'meat' sandwich instead of the PB&J that you always complain about. Enjoy your lunch! Love Mom
P.S. Me and your dad are getting a divorce.
*OR*
Dear Allyson,
I just love your new belly button piercing, it looks so good on you 10 year olds. But Mommy said she doesn't want a 'little hooker' running around so we've decided to move away while you're at school. Don't try going back to the house, it's already been burned for the insurance money. Good luck with the rest of your life. Love Dad.
P.S. Good luck on your biology quiz!

Anyone with me? :)
 
:eek: :30: ;) secretly, i'm with you all the way on this one!!! Your notes will be MUCH more embarrasing to send to school with my kids! THANKS!! LOL LOL :claps: LOL

You BETTER start your own business....i think people would PAY for your "love notes!" LOL :claps: :30:
 
ksocia said:
Dear Allyson,
I just love your new belly button piercing, it looks so good on you 10 year olds. But Mommy said she doesn't want a 'little hooker' running around so we've decided to move away while you're at school. Don't try going back to the house, it's already been burned for the insurance money. Good luck with the rest of your life. Love Dad.
P.S. Good luck on your biology quiz!
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That's too funny
 
Oh yeah, I am with ksocia. We just had a teenager run away. I would have loved to have given her something like that.
 
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