Bears Eat Man at Beer Festival

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
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Beer-battered human: What will bears think of next? :doh:
 
So he took off his clothes? Intact implies they werent ripped off of him.

Thats freaking awesome. If he actually did get into the cage and undress, I sure hope he didnt contribute to the gene pool yet.
 
A real life "The Czech is in the male!"

Anyone else remember that joke?
 
Now, it would have been more interesting if the headline read:

Bears Eat Man at Bear Festival
 
If he got into the cage and undressed....let's just say those beer goggles must have been really thick.
 
Agree with Squid, let's all hope there are no little one's running around, or in the oven! How did he get in there with no one seeing him or hearing him?!?!? Must have been a quick death......rip you poor moron!
 
What if he was already dead before being placed in the cage. Perhaps someone trying to cover up a homicide?
 
Thats a good point, but would they have undressed him? Why not let the bears shred the clothes on him?
 
He probably thought that if he got nekked, his hairy body would blend in with the bears and he could retrieve his cellphone.

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a drunken Serb?
 
LiveSquid said:
Thats a good point, but would they have undressed him? Why not let the bears shred the clothes on him?
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I think it was the koalas. They were annoyed that people keep calling them koala bears even though they aren't bears, so they decided to frame the real bears. Probably invited him into their cage, accidentally spilled some beer on him, and then suggested he use their shower to clean up. Once he was undressed - BAM! - they pounced.

From there, the rest is obvious, they moved the body and physical evidence over to the bear cage, and went back to their own place to chew eucalyptus leaves.
 
monkfish said:
I think it was the koalas. They were annoyed that people keep calling them koala bears even though they aren't bears, so they decided to frame the real bears. Probably invited him into their cage, accidentally spilled some beer on him, and then suggested he use their shower to clean up. Once he was undressed - BAM! - they pounced.

From there, the rest is obvious, they moved the body and physical evidence over to the bear cage, and went back to their own place to chew eucalyptus leaves.
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Don't tell me the end of the story!!!!!
 
monkfish said:
I think it was the koalas. They were annoyed that people keep calling them koala bears even though they aren't bears, so they decided to frame the real bears. Probably invited him into their cage, accidentally spilled some beer on him, and then suggested he use their shower to clean up. Once he was undressed - BAM! - they pounced.

From there, the rest is obvious, they moved the body and physical evidence over to the bear cage, and went back to their own place to chew eucalyptus leaves.
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Seems feasible to me. :clown:
 
I bet, he thought, he was "Bear Naked" and could blend in.
 
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