Driving while WHAT??

DanC said:
This could only happen in the Keys

I'll not gripe about women putting on makeup while driving again.

FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus | KeysNews.com
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Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.

Now wait a second. You are doing this with your Ex-Husband in the car while going to visit your current boyfriend? I would think that one of the two guys in the situation would have a problem with the lineup here.
 
I'm actually not surprised that neither of them were looking at the road though.
 
DanC said:
This could only happen in the Keys

I'll not gripe about women putting on makeup while driving again.

FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus | KeysNews.com
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whoa nelly this has to be a joke man




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Choochoojr said:
MEGAN MARIAH BARNES | Monroe County Mug Shots
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Three observations:
1) Yes, unfortunately that is what the majority of women in the lower Keys look like
2) Many of the locals refer to it as Moron county
3) If you scroll down, you find 'Occupation: Disabled'
a) I didn't know that covered mental issues
b) My tax dollars are funding this behavior

That's more disturbing than Choo's avatar
 
DanC said:
This could only happen in the Keys
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Are you sure? If we had the weather for it in New York City I'm sure it could happen here.

When I lived in the Tampa Bay Area I had to drive daily, 20 min to work. I almost always shaved with my electric shaver while driving. Then again I didn't have to take my eyes off the road. Same with tying my tie although I had to drive a little with my knee on the straightaways. After a while I wised up and kept the knot tied and just put it over my head before leaving.

I learned how to drive with my knee (leaving my hands free) when I was kid and was rolling my "special smokes" while driving through the Hollywood Hills in the 60s.
 
Jerry,
Would the weather cause an ex-husband to hold the wheel while his ex-wife defoliated on her way to see her boyfriend?
That's Keys crazy.
Now, if they all had the same last name, that would be West Virginia crazy.
 
I think her religious rights are being violated. Her new boybriend is acomoclitic as well.

In Islamic societies, for example, removing the pubic hair is a religiously endorsed practice.
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Would the weather cause an ex-husband to hold the wheel while his ex-wife defoliated on her way to see her boyfriend?
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BTW Dan, what do you think the Ex-husband should have been holding? :hmmmm:
 
I think the Ex should have been holding DOWN A JOB!
 
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