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Hmm... I wouldn't really mind them ringing my doorbell but they come 2 times a week... and boy its getting annoying...

They don't even take the following answers:
1. No Thank You
2. I'm an atheist.... (note don't say that they respond with a force... trying to save my soul... spent an extra 15minutes that day)
3. I'm a buddhist/hindu (don't use that option either... they try to convert you back lol... even told me Christianity is the oldest religion...Last time I checked Jesus was 1 (1AD) ...
4. I don't live here I'm just visiting.... (avoid looking at the pictures of yourself on the wall)
5. Become silent and wait till you hear footsteps walking away.... (makes you feel guilty and they move in groups so it could be a bait to open the door.....)
 
We don't get them at all where we live. It could be how far out in the country we live or maybe the Harley sitting on the front porch, the dogs raising heck inside and all the swords hung up on the walls.....either way I'm glad. I don't like having anyone being pushy whether it is someone trying to sell me something or trying to save my soul.
 
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