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As you drive around, I'm sure you've come upon hilarious billboards that made you laugh. If so, share them here with us.

I was driving the other day and there was a billboard for a local country music radio station. It depicted a very masculine cowboy with his shirt unbuttoned sporting a perfect abdominal 6-pack. The title read: "Why ride a horse? Ride a cowboy!" I thought it was an add for a "Brokeback Mountain" movie or some gay strip club.....but on the bottom it listed the radio station. LOL :claps:
 
About a year and a half ago there was a big hullaballoo at UVSC (Utah Valley State College) in provo about inviting Michael Moore to come speak at the school. The problem basically boiled down to having way too many radical conservatives stuck in a valley and inviting the most radical liberal alive to come talk to them, and paying him a bunch of money to do it. Anyhoo...long story short, michael moore was a hot topic at the time, and there was a billboard that read "Michael Moore: High in cholestorol, low in truth". It was great. It was an ad for some t-shirt company that prints funny t-shirts, but the part that advertised the company was so small I didn't see it for almost a month, and i drove by the billboard at least 4 times a week.
 
gr8nrg said:
As you drive around, I'm sure you've come upon hilarious billboards that made you laugh. If so, share them here with us.

I was driving the other day and there was a billboard for a local country music radio station. It depicted a very masculine cowboy with his shirt unbuttoned sporting a perfect abdominal 6-pack. The title read: "Why ride a horse? Ride a cowboy!" I thought it was an add for a "Brokeback Mountain" movie or some gay strip club.....but on the bottom it listed the radio station. LOL :claps:
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I believe it should have said, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" and it's the name of a country song, lol
 
We have a huge airport about 1 1/2 hours from us, BWI (Baltimore Washington International, a huge maze and a pain in the butt) but recently Harrisburg Internaltional (about 1 hour away) opened an airport (its smaller, faster security clearance but more expensive fares) anyway to promote the new opened airline they have a billboard in my area that says "It's an airport, not an I.Q. Test -HIA"
 
We Need To Talk
-GOD

that one always gets me.....
 
a few years ago, when cell phones were just starting to get really popular, there was an ad for one of the cell phone providers that said
payphones are SO last year
that one made me laugh!
 
You think it's hot here? -God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
 
not exactly a billboard, but a sign in a bathroom was hilarious :claps:

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/xquad1/tinkle.jpg">
 
there's a local thruway here, and when you get on it, it overpasses a plumbing business. Their sign reads "We're #1 in the #2 business" I thought that was funny. :)
 
gr8nrg said:
not exactly a billboard, but a sign in a bathroom was hilarious :claps:

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/xquad1/tinkle.jpg">
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Good thing you found a visual aid to go along with your saying. :eek:

Now for the question I have, is that a male or female? :claps: :o
 
Choochoojr said:
Good thing you found a visual aid to go along with your saying. :eek:

Now for the question I have, is that a male or female? :claps: :o
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Doesn't matter...Dehawk's interested.....his juices have been stirred.....;)
 
Choochoojr said:
Good thing you found a visual aid to go along with your saying. :eek:

Now for the question I have, is that a male or female? :claps: :o
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Gee, Choochoo, a G-string on a male?! :confused: LOL :claps:
 
gr8nrg said:
Gee, Choochoo, a G-string on a male?! :confused: LOL :claps:
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LOL Anymore you never know...

Now that I look closer, those legs look a little bit like preco's don't they. :confused: :eek: ;)
 
Choochoojr said:
LOL Anymore you never know...

Now that I look closer, those legs look a little bit like preco's don't they. :confused: :eek: ;)
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Not hardly...look a little lower...I wouldn't be caught dead in those klunkers....:rolleyes: Haven't you learned anything???? :rolleyes:

BTW http://www.bodyaware.com/male-thongs-01.html men wear 'dental floss' too!
BodyAware: Male ThongsMale thongs for men are now worn by men just as much as they are worn by women. Men thongs can now be found in a number of colors and styles.
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there is no leg hair on those legs in that picture
 
eabu said:
there is no leg hair on those legs in that picture
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Men have been known to be depilitated (sp?) as well as shaved....btw, how long have you been staring at that picture? :rolleyes:
 
precocious said:
BTW men wear 'dental floss' too!
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I think Dehawk can't wear it even if he wants to (and I think he really does ;) ) - no way to fit his "bouncers" into them :zip:
 
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