Funny Childhood Songs

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I'm not sure if we actually made this song up or if we picked it up when we were kids, but we used to sing it all the time.

*ahem*

ham sandwhich with gravy on top
waah waah waah
monkey vomit
and camel snot
cat spit up
and
doggie doo
that's the sandwhich that i made for you. LOL

That song still cracks me up even after all these years and yes, I come from a sick, demented family.

*takes a bow*

Share your favorite.
 
What about...

:note:Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts
Mutilated Monkey Meat
Chopped Up Baby Parakeet
French Fried Eyeballs Swimming in a Pool of Blood
Oops I forgot my spoon...
... gimme a fork!:note:
 
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My favorite was always Little Bunny Foo Foo.
I loved making the boppin sound and hitting my hand when I did It was like I was boppin the field mice myself. :eek: :confused:


:note: Little Bunny Foo Foo
hoppin' through the forest,
scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And down came the Blue Fairy, and she said: Little Bunny FooFoo
I don't want to see you
scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And now I'll give you three chances, and if you keep it up,
I'll turn you into a goon. Little Bunny Foo Foo
kept hoppin' through the forest,
kept scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:
Little Bunny FooFoo
I don't want to see you
scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And now I'll give you two more chances, and if you do that again,
I'll turn you into a goon.
Little Bunny Foo Foo
kept hoppin' through the forest,
kept scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:
Little Bunny FooFoo
I don't want to see you
scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And now I'll give you one more chance, and if you keep it up,
I'll turn you into a goon. Little Bunny Foo Foo
kept hoppin' through the forest,
kept scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
And down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:
Little Bunny FooFoo
I don't want to see you
scooping' up the field mice
and boppin' em on the head.
You disobeyed me three times, so now I'm gonna turn you into a GOON! :note:
 
My favorite one is actually...

:note: Today I ate a tiger
and then a small giraffe.
and when I ate an elephant it really made me laugh!
And if you think it's funny
that I ate such a me-e-e-e-al
It's animal crackers that I ate and none of them are real!:note:
 
This one disgusts me now, but I remember thinking it was the funniest thing when I was a little kid:

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

and then, of course, there's this one:

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it aint so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
 
The backwards song ( maybe poem)...

We learned this as a kid and loved it!

One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot the two dead boys
if you don't believe this lie is true
ask the blind man, he saw it too
 
jamun1 said:
My favorite was always Little Bunny Foo Foo.
I loved making the boppin sound and hitting my hand when I did It was like I was boppin the field mice myself. :eek: :confused:

.......You disobeyed me three times, so now I'm gonna turn you into a GOON! :note:
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you forgot to add at the end, the moral of the story:

HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW ;)


we sang this:

alice, where are you going?
upstairs, to take a bath
alice, with legs like toothpicks and a neck like a giraffe
alice got in the bathtub
alice pulled out the plug
OH MY GRACIOUS, OH MY SOUL! THERE GOES ALICE DOWN THE HOLE!
alice? alice?
glub, glub, glub


i still sing this to my kids and todd rolls his eyes everytime :p




oh yeah, and remember this one?

little cottage in the wood
little man by the window stood
saw a rabbit hopping by
frightened as could be
"help me help me" the rabbit said
"'fore the hunters shoot me dead"
"come little, rabbit, come inside,
safely to abide"

well my older brother in kindergarten made this up:
little cottage in the wood
little man by the window stood
saw a rabbit hopping by
frightened as could be
help me help me, the rabbit said
'fore the hunters shoot me dead
come little rabbit, come inside,
here's my .45

LOL
(explains a lot, doesn't it? i'm a victim of my environment!!!)
 
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tophernet said:
what about that one?
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This is the song that doesn't end
It goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that doens't end....
 
cam said:
This is the song that doesn't end
It goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that doens't end....
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I do beleive you meant...

:note::note::note:

This is the song that doesn't end
It goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is

**Stop it already!!**

:note: :note: :note:
 
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Um, Wade, I think you forgot the last few verses of that song!
 
StefaniLyn said:
Um, Wade, I think you forgot the last few verses of that song!
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you're right....here they are :)

....tried to post and got this message
the message i got when i tried to post said:
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:note::Note::note:

The song that doens't end
It goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is

**X infinity.... for petes sake...**

:note::note::note:

that's all the verses I can remember....
 
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Wade, I take back all the nice things I ever said about you. You're a pain in the a$$. LOL
 
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Thanks Wade, I just got milk up my nose! Owieeee!

By the way, do you possibly remember the words to verse 6,264? For the life of me, I just can't recall!
 
StefaniLyn said:
By the way, do you possibly remember the words to verse 6,264? For the life of me, I just can't recall!
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Please don't encourage him or I'll have to start Row, Row, Row your boat! :rolleyes:
 
Thanks for the reminder of the rest of the versus Wade. They just weren't coming to me at the time of my last post. LOL
 
who about....

Milk, milk
Lemonade
'Round the corner, fudge is made
Stick your finger up the hole...
Out comes a chocolate Tootsie roll.


---or---

Made you look, you dirty crook
stole your mother's pocketbook
turned it in, turned it out
turned it into sauerkraut


----or----

Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell;
Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to...
Hello operator, just give me number nine;
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your...
Behind the 'frigerator, there was a pice of glass.
Miss Mary sat upon it and cut her little... Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies:
The boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their...
Flies are in the kitchen, bees are in the park,
Miss Mary and the principal are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark!
 
did you say that's choochoojr's song, precocious??? :eek:
 
clubchick said:
did you say that's choochoojr's song, precocious??? :eek:
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No, no!!! Choo Choo Charlie :eek: I would never say that about ChooChooJr. :o
 
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