funny greeting cards

[clubchick]

everyone's gotten at least one greeting card that made em laugh really hard, and affected them enough to remember what they said. so here are mine:

(front of card)
first you crawl, then you walk
then you learn how to talk
pretty soon you start to stoop
(inside of card)
getting old is pigeon poop

LOL

this was a belated one:

(front of card)
a little bird told me it was your birthday, but he was late in telling me
(inside)
so i shot him. happy belated birthday!

and the best card i ever got was from my sister:

(front)
when it comes to classic friendships, ours is one of the greats
i'm gilligan to your skipper
i'm lucy to your ethel
i'm fred to your barney
and make no mistake...

(inside)
i'm beavis!!!

LOL LOL

anyone else?

 

[precocious]

There was a x-mas card showing rudolf taking a dump down someone's chimney and santa running yelling "No Rudolf, they were nice, they were nice!"

 

[precocious]

My all time favorite far side:

 

[Big Daddy]

My all time favorite far side:

Plus I don't get it.

 

[precocious]

Plus I don't get it.

I hope you're joking....

if not, the 'gifted' child is trying to push the door with the pull sign and can't get in....

Big Daddy, is Midvale your alma mater