Headlines stranger than Fiction

[DanC]

Man Accused of Walking Down Interstate Wearing Thong, Fake Breasts


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,373615,00.html

 

[ULTIMATEgrafx]

Good Grief Choo really did have a good birthday! :teeth:

 

[spazntwitch]

With that thong, no wonder Choo was hung over.

 

[JoyceHarkless]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[jones10021]

Thats funny

 

[diGriz]

You just got to love those imps at Fox News!

I'm guessing they didn't have much news to report - especially when they also "report" this -

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,373841,00.html

 

[DanC]

gotta love slow news days

 

[druvans]

I liked this one better http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,374141,00.html

 

[DanC]

Had that happened here, the student would have gotten credit for spelling a 12 letter word.

I KNOW that's not what the student in the story wrote. come to think of it, I'm not sure you can say that with a British accent.

 

[DanC]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/...een+machine...+run+on+English+wine/article.do


British wine???

 

[tigger_too_wooh]

What?!?!?! No pictures? With that kind of headline, you better follow up with a picture if you are any kind of thorough journalist!

 

[JerryP]

I agree with tigger. I can understand not showing a photo of "f... off" but we have already seen choo spanking the monkey. How much worse could it be to see a thong and fake breasts picture?

 

[DanC]

Olympic Four Step will show people how to support athletes


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4075847.ece

 

[DanC]

I agree with tigger. I can understand not showing a photo of "f... off" but we have already seen choo spanking the monkey. How much worse could it be to see a thong and fake breasts picture?

So bad that none of the news sources that carried the story would post a photo.

 

[MrsK2002]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:Oh no wonder why i love this place.You guys always make me laugh.
That would have been something to see...guy wearing a thong and fake breasts.

 

[DanC]

MrsK, that's not an unusual sight in Floriduh, go to the beach and watch for a fat guy in a speedo.

 

[DanC]

Watermelon Said to Have 'Viagra-Like' Effects

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080630165707.htm

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

Watermelon Said to Have 'Viagra-Like' Effects

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080630165707.htm

“We’ve always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study.”

They couldn't use a round watermelon, could they? LOL

 

[DanC]

If a vasectomy were involved, would it be a seedless melon?

 

[JerryP]

Watermelon Said to Have 'Viagra-Like' Effects

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080630165707.htm

I LOVE watermelon. Best way is diced with the juice of one fresh lemon and salt (but no chili). I learned this one in Mexico City.

BTW, this story could lead to racial type jokes. You know what they say about us Pollacks.