How To Get Better Odds in the Carpool Lane

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How to get better odds on the carpool lane

I swear this works

When you want to run the carpool lane at 5pm or want to speed, follow the following directions.

Carpool Lane Volation
1. Keep it cool and play it legally.
2. Stay on the lane next to the carpool lane. ( be ready to move in anytime )
3. Keep an eye out on the carpool lane.
4. Once you see someone breaking the carpool lane rule, go into the carpool lane right behind him.
5. Bonus points if you get someone breaking the law behind you. Your odds are even better

Same goes for speeding
1. Keep it cool and play it legally.
2. Keep an eye out for speeders.
3. More fixed up or more ghetto the speeder's car looks, bonus points for you.
4. Once you see someone speeding at the speed you would like to go or faster, go behind him or her.

I always follow this.

One time on the carpool lane, a cop came right behind me, but pulled over the guy in front of me. I guess the guy in front of me caught his attention wherever he was watching from.

Today, I saw some guy going 90-95mph on the freeway. I went behind him and was going the same. I saw a police come out of nowhere and he pulled over the guy in front of me.

Oh ho ho.. Merry Christmas

Not saying you will never be pulled over, just saying this will give you better odds.

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either that or just be a girl... that gets you out of lots of tickets :D

oh yeah. or you could have 5 kids and then use the carpool lane ;)
 
clubchick said:
either that or just be a girl... that gets you out of lots of tickets :D

oh yeah. or you could have 5 kids and then use the carpool lane ;)


Can you ship me one of them kids , i could use them .
 
I have a friend that use to be in the army. He's been pulled over twice, he showed his army ID, and the police officer thanked him for serving his time and let him go.. now he thinks he's invincible.
 
or in rural Kentucky just be a volunteer firefighter, that'll get ya out of everything, one of my friends (Who happens to be a paid firefighter & hates volunteers) got pulled over by one, my friend stopped, and then drove off
 
MrGonta said:
Carpool Lane Volation
1. Keep it cool and play it legally.
2. Stay on the lane next to the carpool lane. ( be ready to move in anytime )
3. Keep an eye out on the carpool lane.
4. Once you see someone breaking the carpool lane rule, go into the carpool lane right behind him.
5. Bonus points if you get someone breaking the law behind you. Your odds are even better

Same goes for speeding
1. Keep it cool and play it legally.
2. Keep an eye out for speeders.
3. More fixed up or more ghetto the speeder's car looks, bonus points for you.
4. Once you see someone speeding at the speed you would like to go or faster, go behind him or her.

why stop there??

Same goes for red lights
1. You see someone go through a red
2. Follow them right on through!

And why not drunk driving!!
1. If you're plastered..
2. just wait till you see someone else driving drunk and just go behind them!

:thumbs_do I don't go to spoofee to find ways to get around the terrible inconvience that we call laws. There were at least 2 fatality car accidents yesterday evening on I-10 in Phoenix. I can't imagine the pain those families are going through this holiday season because someone overestimated their driving skills. :thumbs_do
 
MrGonta said:
Not saying you will never be pulled over, just saying this will give you better odds.
Unless the car in front of you is a police bait car :eek:
Nah, I wouldn't take my chance even once. Now that my violation and claim records are past 5 years, I feel much better than wasting money for higher insurance premium. Not only that, I went for an interview last week and they requested if it's okay for them to check my driving record! Apparently they figured that driving behavior reflects more or less your personality.
 
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