I got a cat!!!

[diGriz]

Well – it finally happened.

After months of trying to talk her out of it (Guys know what a fruitless effort this is), my wife brought home a kitten!

Can you freakin believe it? A friggin kitten that will grow into a friggin cat!

“It was so cute, I couldn’t leave it in the shelter.”, she said.

“Take the freakin thing back!”, I says.

“I can’t. Besides, the shelter is closed. Don’t you want me to be happy?”, she says.

“You have got to be kidding me. You know I hate cats. Why the F would you bring one home?”, I says.

“But it is so cute and I fell in love with her immediately. Look at the heart shaped spot on her chest.”, she says. “I won’t even make you clean the litter box.”, she continued.

“I don’t freakin believe you bought a cat into this house.”, says I.

“Look…she wants you to pet her, she loves you. Cuddle her.”, she says.

The Gods are playing a very cruel joke at my expense.

There is not enough bourbon in the world to get me through this.

 

[precocious]

meow. :cat: and now, she gives you yet another reason to drink! :doh:

 

[sweetwinter]

Let me guess....she tasted like chicken? :eating:

 

[MrsK2002]

diGriz,
Give the poor kitty a chance,even though you don't like cats.Maybe the little kitty will warm your heart and maybe your wife will be happier to see you and kitty are attempting to like one another,even if you have to fake liking her kitten.Is it you just hate cats,or are you allergic to them?

 

[pabucfan]

The best thing about cats is no pooper scooper. They clean up after themselves. Hell, you could just put dry food and a bowl of water down and nothing else and they would survive. When you have a dog it is your pet. When you have a cat you are theirs.

 

[rosemonkey]

I have two cats & they're house trained. Give it a few weeks & you will love it too!

 

[DanC]

DiGriz, you have my deepest sympathies. Words cannot express the depth of my pity for you in this situation.

 

[sdtay]

:lol: Sorry......this so sounds like something I would do (have done, but with a dog). I hope you adjust soon

 

[sun22beam]

oh my. Have you ever actually owned a cat? My husband didn't like cats when we were engaged and didn't like the idea of "inheriting" them with the marriage. The first night in our home as a married couple, he had an odd look on his face right before I turned off the lights. (no comments) I asked him what was wrong, and he simply said, "The cats...where are they?" I said "Oh, don't worry. They will wait until they think you are asleep to put their paws over your mouth." He didn't particulary care for that response, but since then he has been fine with cats. He'll even give our cat an ear massage. Give the poor kitty a chance.

 

[spazntwitch]

Ain't love grand?

 

[gr8nrg]

the date this thread was started......Apil 1, 05:28 AM.

diGriz got a cat?!............I don't thinks so....No fools here, ya know...:suspicious: :nonod:

 

[diGriz]

Dehydrated water anyone?

the date this thread was started......Apil 1, 05:28 AM.

diGriz got a cat?!............I don't thinks so....No fools here, ya know...:suspicious: :nonod:

Go ahead...take the fun out of the whole thing. Had you not pointed out the quirky little bug with Spoofee time (there is a time difference if you view this site without logging in) this could have gone on for a little bit longer. Besides there was no freakin way I was on a computer at 5:28am - it was 8:28am.

meow. :cat: and now, she gives you yet another reason to drink! :doh:

And a 'tip-of-the-hat' :yo: to precocious (that wise woman of the web) for editing her post (at 8:30am) - she got it immediately.

Now everyone should send me your SSN and date of birth info so I can open up credit cards to buy "Fluffy" a big screen TV, audio system and imported caviar.

 

[gr8nrg]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.....so confused.....

<----- looking for a bottle of Lithium (or some other form of heavy metal)

 

[diGriz]

...(or some other form of heavy metal)

Would a tire iron do? :wink:

 

[spazntwitch]

I prefer AC/DC for my Heavy Metal.

 

[precocious]

I sometimes take ferrous sulfate....I tend to be anemic....:blushing:



:yikes: Is this too off topic? We wouldn't want infractions for this, would we? :doh:

 

[gr8nrg]

Thread stealer!.......don't you need to "go" somewhere?.....I hear ferrous sulfate is quite constipating... :blushing: :tongue:

Now back to the topic...err.... the cat at hand , which diGriz never had.

 

[precocious]

this better?

 

[precocious]

diGriz had a brain xray......................

:yikes:

 

[gr8nrg]

that's gotta hurt!