i hate squirrels

shani

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i hate squirrels, they dig up my plants and when they blooom they ruin them! my garbage can is knawed through, at least raccoons have respect for plants(props dehawk) i hate them, people, help me hate them , but get rid of them!
 
Shani, hate is such a strong word.

How could not feel anything but love for such a cute little face?
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I met Dehawk's albino cousin today.
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I made him a nutterbutter sandwich for lunch. He's so misunderstood.:o
 
Youse ladies are not really from NYC, are you? Queens maybe, but not NYC.

I know because I'm from Lawnguyland and worked in downtown and midtown NYC for several years and never once saw squirrel.
 
precocious said:
I met Dehawk's albino cousin today. I made him a nutterbutter sandwich for lunch. He's so misunderstood.:o

Somebody needs a nail clipping. Otherwise those footsies will never fit in any stylish shoes. :tongue:
 
big daddy said:
Somebody needs a nail clipping. Otherwise those footsies will never fit in any stylish shoes. :tongue:
I'll help him with that tomorrow. Thanks bd.:) BTW, I hope you had a good day at work.:angel:
 
precocious said:
I'll help him with that tomorrow. Thanks bd.:) BTW, I hope you had a good day at work.:angel:


Ok i intend to find a very very evil thing to do to you to snap you out of this.
 
I think there is more a chance of my pleasantness rubbing off on you. :angel:

P.S. call your cousin, he misses you. :angel:
 
precocious said:
I think there is more a chance of my pleasantness rubbing off on you. :angel:

P.S. call your cousin, he misses you. :angel:


Oh your so on , the day i say something plesant is the day the clubby actulally fits into those pants she wishes she can get a toe in.
:eek:


Oh yes clubby i know!!!!!!!
 
i still need some help, and by the way, dehawk, your cusin is freaking huge, big for a coon-dog thingy, he looks drunk anyways
 
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dehawk said:
Oh your so on , the day i say something plesant is the day the clubby actulally fits into those pants she wishes she can get a toe in.
:eek:


Oh yes clubby i know!!!!!!!
LOL what are you talkin about??!!LOL
 
there is just this one squirrel thats like a tuff guy, like he doesn't run when i bark at him(it scares most away, i look like a retard tho)i am kinda scared of him!
 
i hate squirrels to a point. They are cute when they do cute things but any other time i hate them so much. On easter sunday i thought i was going to be nice to my bunny rabbit and change his cage with new bedding. I opened up the garage door for the bedding to put in the cage and what do i see, a squirrel running across the spring on the garage door and escape outta hole. I wait for my parents to come home because i was gettin ready to open up a can of whoop ass on that squirrel. When they came home we looked and found a nest that they made. They chewed a hold in a piece of wood in the back part of the garage and i spent my whole day at home depot buying a new piece of wood and my dad and i installing it. We had to put moth balls all over the place and wire mesh over every hole. What a fun easter sunday! I HATE SQUIRRELS RIGHT NOW!
 
If you hate 'em so much, theres only one remedy:

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Gr8nrg, that is so not nice. Please refrain from such unpleasantness. Why can't we all just get along?:o Please, let them rest in peace. :angel:
 
Oh, they'll rest alright...........in peices! :evil:
 
Dehawk, Dehawk, please don't look. It is not nice. Run, run quickly......Gr8nrg, you have such talent, why waste it with such nastiness. Trust me, you will feel so much better if you just let me give you a hug! :angel:
 
Suggestion

Shani,
Have you might want to get a metal coffee can put just a few small stones in it, replace the lid and use that as your noisy bomb to put fear in your tormentor.
If you see that little guy going for your flower bed or anyplace you do not want it, spook it by tossing that at it. You'll have to do it a few times but it should get the drift.
We did a trap of them last year on strings around my chicken coop and (I knock on wood) have not had any issues with wild life coming for my poultry.
 
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