If your chocolate bar tastes a little funny ...

What a tragedy! :cry:

All that wasted chocolate goodness. You know that had to throw that batch out!




:teeth: btw: J/K Please don't think I'm heartless!
 
1. he bit more than he could chew

2. he was "falling" for brownie

3. One look at her- and he melted

4. Sweet dreams, friend

5. And that is how chocolate bars with nuts are made

6. DanC, look at the bright side: at least you did not fall into the hot melted darkness...

 
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It was a tragedy for sure but it reminded me of this old Smothers Brothers skit






I wonder what the poor guy's epitaph will be.
 
Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into the lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself. :doh:
 
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Are you curious how the orthodontist died? Ok....get ready.....brace yourself.
Oh, nevermind.
 
I wonder if they'll bury him in New Orleans?












or just wrap him in foil and stick him in the fridge?
 
DanC said:
I wonder if they'll bury him in New Orleans?

or just wrap him in foil and stick him in the fridge?
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This is a $100,000 joke. It made me Snicker all the way down 5th Avenue.
The papers say that Mr. Goodbar tried to pull him out.

This guy's wife just hit her PayDay and will get a Pot of Gold. She should Take5 or make a FastBreak to think about her options (while listening to a Symphony of condolences & remembering the Bliss of their wedding day) because she may get Zero.

She should be Good & Plenty mad at the company, I can't remember the name...Whatchamacallit...Snackers or was it Zagnut?

It was one Whopper of a story. It has me all in Twizzlers.
 
Oh fiddle, faddle :doh:, digriz.......:shhh:you need therapy.......and a hobby....you, cracker jacker, you....
 
diGriz said:
This is a $100,000 joke. It made me Snicker all the way down 5th Avenue.
The papers say that Mr. Goodbar tried to pull him out.

This guy's wife just hit her PayDay and will get a Pot of Gold. She should Take5 or make a FastBreak to think about her options (while listening to a Symphony of condolences & remembering the Bliss of their wedding day) because she may get Zero.

She should be Good & Plenty mad at the company, I can't remember the name...Whatchamacallit...Snackers or was it Zagnut?

It was one Whopper of a story. It has me all in Twizzlers.
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diGriz... you are so very clever! I am very impressed with your (albeit twisted at times) humor. What do you do (work)? Just curious if your talents are being used to their fullest extent...
 
tigger_too_wooh said:
diGriz... you are so very clever! I am very impressed with your (albeit twisted at times) humor. What do you do (work)? Just curious if your talents are being used to their fullest extent...
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What he's supposed to be doing at work and what he gets paid to do are two different things.....:yesnod:

Are his 'talents' wasted? :nono: We enjoy them here.......:wink:
 
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