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It’s gonna be a mob scene, Mophie style. This is a call to our paisans world wide. The time for infiltration has arrived. Code Red baby.
Our small Mophie family has become aware that it possesses a rare form of DNA that exhibits traits of technological supremacy and extreme good looks. We realize that it is vital to the successful evolution of our species that these genes be spread far and wide amongst Earth’s people. Until now we have been attempting this using what we shall call “conventional” methods. We are sore and tired.
Good people, friends of the cause, future Mophie Mobsters - help us spread the Mophie love. Let us make you an offer you can’t refuse.
You sign up (we guard the family’s personal details with our lives, capice?).
You get the Mophie newsletter which keeps you up to date, because we are always getting better.
You get the perks.
And because your ears perk when we say perk here are the specifics:
The first 200 Mobsters to sign up will be the proud owners of a free Relo Base Case along with limited edition Mophie gear and all the stuff mentioned below.
The first 5,000 that come to the family get a free Relo Base Case.
The first 10,000 members of the Mophie Mob can take 20% off any Mophie.com order.
Every Mophie foot soldier will receive a coupon for 10% percent off at Mophie.com.
It’s gonna be a mob scene, Mophie style. This is a call to our paisans world wide. The time for infiltration has arrived. Code Red baby.
Our small Mophie family has become aware that it possesses a rare form of DNA that exhibits traits of technological supremacy and extreme good looks. We realize that it is vital to the successful evolution of our species that these genes be spread far and wide amongst Earth’s people. Until now we have been attempting this using what we shall call “conventional” methods. We are sore and tired.
Good people, friends of the cause, future Mophie Mobsters - help us spread the Mophie love. Let us make you an offer you can’t refuse.
You sign up (we guard the family’s personal details with our lives, capice?).
You get the Mophie newsletter which keeps you up to date, because we are always getting better.
You get the perks.
And because your ears perk when we say perk here are the specifics:
The first 200 Mobsters to sign up will be the proud owners of a free Relo Base Case along with limited edition Mophie gear and all the stuff mentioned below.
The first 5,000 that come to the family get a free Relo Base Case.
The first 10,000 members of the Mophie Mob can take 20% off any Mophie.com order.
Every Mophie foot soldier will receive a coupon for 10% percent off at Mophie.com.