Make 100k - Job as Watcher of Dukes of Hazard

[spazntwitch]

http://www.cmt.com/interact/sweepstakes/dukes_institute/

Want to throw your cowboy hat into the ring to become the Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute? Well, slap on your "Daisy Dukes" -- or tight-fittin' jeans -- practice your Yeeee Hahhhh and apply for the ultimate dream job: getting paid $100,000* to watch The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT. :claps:

The job requirements:

* must be 18 or older and have a valid driver's license;
* (just in case a spin in the famous '69 Dodge Charger, The General Lee, comes up); eligible for work in the United States;
* travel occasionally at CMT expense.

Apply Now! (PDF File)

 

[Big Daddy]

That isn't enough money for work that hard.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

http://www.cmt.com/interact/sweepstakes/dukes_institute/

Want to throw your cowboy hat into the ring to become the Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute? Well, slap on your "Daisy Dukes" -- or tight-fittin' jeans -- practice your Yeeee Hahhhh and apply for the ultimate dream job: getting paid $100,000* to watch The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT. :claps:

Isn't this against the Geneva Accords?! One British soldier got 5 months in prison for forcing a petty theft Iraqi in a prison in Basra to watch programming on CMT. Apparently, the Iraqi hung himself after watching two hours of it!

Give me a PM when someone is willing to pay for watching Buffy, Angel, or Homicide.