Move over Nigeria....

[diGriz]

I wonder if it is cheaper too?

BANK OF CHINA LONDON
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TELL: +44-703-196-3755

Attention:

This email is coming to you from the Bank of China London in the
concept of theSwiss
Bank Switzerland/ The United Nation cooperate body in regard to the
Scamgoing on world
wide.We here by email you to inform you that your Name in among the
United Nation{UN}
list of people that have been scammed for over five to Ten year旧
back sothe United
Nation旧 {UN} is here by appalling to you for your lost on thisact.

You have been compensated with the sum of $5 million United State
Dollar旧 ofwhich
this fund have been transfer from the Swiss Bank Switzerland to our
firmthe Bank China
London.Regarding this fund you are require to file in the Below
information旧 for weto
proceed in opening of an online Banking account on your behalf of
which youcan make
transfer through our online Banking account even right at your
homeafter your full
login account information旧 are been sent to you.

Here is the requirement for us to proceed.

1. Your Name
2. Address
3. Telephone
4. Your Occupation

From Management Foreign remittance Dept
Young Johnny Hood

Though my name is on this list - the email was "personally" addressed to 'undisclosed recipient'.

 

[Livia]

My head hurts from reading that. I think they need Old Johnny instead of Young Johnny to translate it.

It's so sad that some people still fall for this kind of thing.

 

[gr8nrg]

My head hurts from reading that. I think they need Old Johnny instead of Young Johnny to translate it.

It's so sad that some people still fall for this kind of thing.

Are you kidding me?! Noone in their right mind would fall for that.....And if they do, they totally deserve that. Natural selection weeds out stupidity. :argh:

 

[spazntwitch]

This one is completely legit. I verified it myself using reverse cryptanalysis, a flux capacitor, and spell check. I am so jealous, di Griz, that you were selected.

 

[JerryP]

Some people have all the luck. This is all I got but I'll share if you need their services.
BTW, when it comes to "regards" is there anything less than "best"?

FW: iphone
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Best Regards

 

[spazntwitch]

So not even 2.5 hours after I post, I get a 9-1-1 call to report fraud. The person had mailed their package to Nigeria three days ago and were now thinking that maybe they had done the wrong thing. (You think? :yesnod

Two things:

• Nigeria. Nigeria. Nigeria. HELLO!!!! People that are too dumb to have not heard of Nigeria or Nigerian Scams need to be forced to read every letter on this page and then write a 50-page essay why it is important to not send stuff to Nigeria.
• 9-1-1 is NOT the number to call when there is no immediate crime in progress. We only have two lines and this person was tying up one of them.

 

[DanC]

All in favor of repealing all laws that protect stupid people and letting natural selection deal with them please raise your hands.

 

[JerryP]

:iagree: ...............................................

 

[precocious]

So not even 2.5 hours after I post, I get a 9-1-1 call to report fraud. The person had mailed their package to Nigeria three days ago and were now thinking that maybe they had done the wrong thing. (You think? :yesnod

Two things:

• Nigeria. Nigeria. Nigeria. HELLO!!!! People that are too dumb to have not heard of Nigeria or Nigerian Scams need to be forced to read every letter on this page and then write a 50-page essay why it is important to not send stuff to Nigeria.
• 9-1-1 is NOT the number to call when there is no immediate crime in progress. We only have two lines and this person was tying up one of them.

Gee Spaz, you didn't tell me you only had 2 lines......:lost:....but that was an interesting story about your Granny and the meat grinder....:yesnod:

BTW Do you think I'll be able to get the postage back too? :hmmmm:

 

[DanC]

Woo Hoo!!!

GLOBAL MEGA 2010 LOTTERY DRAW NOTICE

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that the Global Mega Lottery Game Consulting and the Local Organizing Commitee (LOC) of the 2010 World Cup, here in South Africa, has held an Internet Raffle Draw, and your Email Address was among the (10,000) Email Addresses that was picked by the computer during the Final Raffle Draw (FRD).

We are therefore with great pleasure, to notify you that your Email Address once again, happened to come out top number (1) among the 5 winners out of the (10,000) Email Addresses, on the FINAL BALLOT DRAW, and this had made you the JACKPOT WINNER OF THE SUM OF US$ 2 500,000.00(TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).

Be aware that this Global Mega Raffle Draw was organised by the Global Mega Lottery Game Consulting (L G C) and the Local Organizing Commitee (L O C) of the 2010 World Cup, to create awareness for the world, as South Africa is finalizing their preparation for the hosting of the 2010 World Cup.

BELOW ARE YOUR WINNING DETAILS:

DRAW NUMBER: 4, 13, 21, 27, 36, and 38 BONUS 45.
EMAIL CODE NUMBER: 15/76/EF36
FINAL JACKPOT NUMBER: 0001
WINNING INSURANCE POLICY NUMBER: JJA23ZA
INSURANCE COMPANY: OLD MUTUAL INSURANCE SA
AMOUNT WON: US$ 2.500, 000.00

 

[diGriz]

Party at DanC's house!

Dibs on the floating pool chair.

:rockon: