Omg!!!! - man has sex with picnic table

Man, that is one picnic that I don't want to be at.
 
Ohio + March = Cold

Metal picnic table? :sus:


:theyareon
 
snibble said:
Oh now I have a vision of the "A Christmas Story", remember the kid and the pole? LOL
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Now that would be funny! LOL I was thinking of the shrinking factor! LOL
 
precocious said:
Now that would be funny! LOL I was thinking of the shrinking factor! LOL
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You crack me up!!!!! :rofl:
So I guess we figured out what Dehawks been up to!!
No wonder he hasn't had time for Spoofee!!!!
 
it says he is married,so can the wife file for a divorce on the grounds of adultery? LOL
 
snibble said:
Yuck... I hadn't thought about that. How gross is that? His kids probably eat on that table! :stupid:
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You don't have to worry about that. I don't think a picnic table can get pregnant.
 
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I hope he got some metal slivers.

His wife needs to put one of these babies in the umbrella hole.
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Later this month, South African women will be able to purchase the Rapex device, marketed as the "anti-rape condom." The rapex, shaped like a female condom, is worn internally and equipped with 25 teeth in its lining. The razor-sharp teeth fasten on the attacker's penis if he attempts penetration. Since the device does no lasting damage to the attacker, it is completely legal and will sell for 1 Rand (around 14 cents) when it hits stores.
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No lasting damage? Who are they trying to kid?? A guy could be rendered temporarily impotent just thinking about that thing.
 
That thing looks like it would be more uncomfortable for the umbrella hole than the guy.
 
I'm just glad I don't live in South Africa :eek:

You guys should be glad too! :doh:
 
precocious said:
I'm just glad I don't live in South Africa :eek:

You guys should be glad too! :doh:
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I'm glad about not living in South Africa but this guy is in Ohio I think. I guess I'm glad I'm not in Ohio too.

me thinks there is something passing over my head :worry:
 
JerryP said:
I'm glad about not living in South Africa but this guy is in Ohio I think. I guess I'm glad I'm not in Ohio too.

me thinks there is something passing over my head :worry:
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*ahem*
South African women will be able to purchase the Rapex device
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p.s. I'm also glad I'm not in Ohio....:p
 
Holy Cow! How insane must he be? An umbrella? Completely nude in the backyard? HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!

And I thought the college students around here were crazy...
 
no it wasnt the umbrella. it was the hole where the umbrella goes. he turned it on its side and made sweet love to it. you ppl are so mean. you shouldn't be talking about the man this way. i should report all of you the the mods. you can't help who you fall in love with!! (had you going did i?) lol


ps kiddng kiding
 
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