One more reason to always check your child's homework...

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Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith
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Also....always check their valentine cards.....My son last year (1st grade) was mad at his friend and put "you're gay" on his card. I'm so glad I checked them!!!

I know, 1st grade and he's saying this.....grrrr.....leave it to older siblings!!! I'm just glad i caught it!
 
Why would Mrs Jones jump to the conclusion that this was a portrayal of 'mama' as a pole dancer, unless Mrs. Jones has some knowledge of that profession?
 
The first thing my son brought home from Pre-K 4 was a Teddy bear that was anatomically correct.

And this year he told the whole class about how the tooth fairy must have stopped to use the restroom after taking his tooth, because she left it on the bathroom counter...and forgot to flush the toilet. (Dad doesn't get to be in charge of Tooth Fairy anymore).
 
cybermom said:
The first thing my son brought home from Pre-K 4 was a Teddy bear that was anatomically correct.
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male or female????? That is unbelievable! Who sent that home with him? I can't imagine purchasing that for anyone! :eek:
 
:rofl: I can't imagine!!!!!!
 
Gee wiz DanC

danc said:
why would mrs jones jump to the conclusion that this was a portrayal of 'mama' as a pole dancer, unless mrs. Jones has some knowledge of that profession?
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sun22beam said:
male or female????? That is unbelievable! Who sent that home with him? I can't imagine purchasing that for anyone! :eek:
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:lol:No no no....I was unclear. He DREW a picture of an anotomically correct Teddy Bear. Male, for those of you wondering. :tongue:
 
cybermom said:
:lol:No no no....I was unclear. He DREW a picture of an anotomically correct Teddy Bear. Male, for those of you wondering. :tongue:
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Oh, thank goodness! I thought some store was selling anatomically correct bears. Imagine walking out of Build A Bear with one of those! :creep: :lol:
 
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