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JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067F1CE
4 out of 5 stars reviewed

Product Description
The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people. A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows. The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph. This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having it's own unique set of features. With your order is included unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price does not include shipping and handling.
 
Well.. I am looking for a new car... Thanks Kage_!!
 
omg.. read the reviews.. hilarious!
 
"Price does not include shipping and handling."

I thought its free over $25?
 
i googled badonkadunk and i must say, you do have rather amusing interests LOL
 
As much as I am on here I am developing secretary butt. I could use an improvement. ;)
 
so your name should be changed to callmeSecretaryButt?
 
I will have to change it accordingly. As of right now I still have crazy butt. Ahh time to go do some lunges and squats...LOL
 
dont strain your crazy butt too much, i wouldnt want to see you change your name to callmeSoreButt
 
Yeah that would bring about a whole new set of problems for me. LOL
 
maybe they will have the Sitz bath restocked for you
 
Maybe you can lend me some from your personal collection. :eek: ;) :zip:
 
do you want the used ones or the aged ones c. 1998
 
thats what i thought, i've already Fed-Ex'd it, but just be careful of the hepatitis A
 
Sure thang, I'll wear gloves. So how do those work? Do I put them directly in my shorts?
 
i think you put it in water and soak your tushy, but you can always just put it in your shorts if youre on the run. but you have to squeeze your cheeks all day :(
 
I don't bathe so I need a way to have it "on the go". Thanks for the pointer!! I will be anxiously awaiting the merchandise.
 
you can get some dehydrated water then, i think there is a free coupon on spoofee somewhere, i use it to clean my private parts when they send it to me once in a while
 
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