Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!!

Like, oh my gosh! Gag me with a rubber spoon. Like, celebrities, just don't, like, get stiffed like that. Like, I am so gonna hurl. :rofl:













The previous post was satire. In case you missed it, then you are not totally gnarly (tonar).
 
Uh huh... I'm sure she won't get special treament... you think????
 
Who will take care of her pooches?:doh:
 
I am glad she got the sentence. She does not live in the real world.

Anybody see the episode of her show where she thought Walmart was a place to buy walls....I mean seriously....
 
Her mother is such a fine example for her daughter

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"
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When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."
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I bet she is one of those blinded mothers who never seen what their children do wrong and say "oh no, my daughter wouldnt do that...."
 
Kadin'sMama said:
I am glad she got the sentence. She does not live in the real world.

Anybody see the episode of her show where she thought Walmart was a place to buy walls....I mean seriously....[/QUOTE

Never watched it....
I heard about it though... and that show where Jessica Simspon thought Chicken of the Sea was canned Chicken... Really????
Well, my generation had "Chrissy" from Threes Company... people getting ricer by making dumb look "cute". I guess every generation has them! :doh:
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snibble said:
Kadin'sMama said:
I am glad she got the sentence. She does not live in the real world.

Anybody see the episode of her show where she thought Walmart was a place to buy walls....I mean seriously....[/QUOTE

Never watched it....
I heard about it though... and that show where Jessica Simspon thought Chicken of the Sea was canned Chicken... Really????
Well, my generation had "Chrissy" from Threes Company... people getting ricer by making dumb look "cute". I guess every generation has them! :doh:
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Ok here is the thing - your generation had one - we have mentioned at least 2 for this generation - Good God, they are mutiplying!!! :eek:
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Kadin'sMama said:
Ok here is the thing - your generation had one - we have mentioned at least 2 for this generation - Good God, they are mutiplying!!! :eek:
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I think you should sharpen your math skills......Paris, Nicole, Brittany, Jessica, Lyndsay (?),......shall I continue?:doh:
 
Kadin'sMama said:
I am glad she got the sentence. She does not live in the real world.

Anybody see the episode of her show where she thought Walmart was a place to buy walls....I mean seriously....
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I saw that episode too :doh: . That was the first one I saw n I stopped watching it. I think she is the dumbest blonde ever.
 
spazntwitch said:
Like, oh my gosh! Gag me with a rubber spoon. Like, celebrities, just don't, like, get stiffed like that. Like, I am so gonna hurl. :rofl:











The previous post was satire. In case you missed it, then you are not totally gnarly (tonar).
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You are so right!! :)
 
Poor Poor Paris.NOT!!!Now she will honestly have a reality check now won't she.Lets see...hmmm....people in jail don't get luxuries such as makeup,party clothes,jewelry and oh yeah catered food.She will get three hots and a cot.
 
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We're talking California here, I'll bet their jails are cushy compared to other States, but it'll still be hell for lil'miss 'my poop don't stink'.

Joyce, you said you thought she would get probation. She was already on probation and violated the terms. She thumbed her nose at the law. She used up her second chance. It is amazing that with her money she's actually going to jail. Maybe there's hope for the country yet.

Nah, I retract that last statement. It too much to ask for.
 
hubby works in the jail, and there are different types. she'll probably go to the "country club" jail... they have cable t.v., commissary, a chance to go outside everyday, and a full gym.
 
Clubby's right, that's the story on foxnews.com

Hey, you feeling better, Clubby?
 
She really is lucky that the court didn't hold her in contempt for showing up 10-18 minutes late (depending on the story) to her hearing.

The jail will provide two cold meals (breakfast, lunch) and one hot meal (dinner); and no beef or pork, only poultry-based meals are served. She will be segregated from the inmate population and will be let out for one hour every day for exercise, showering, phone calls, etc. Most will probably be on phone calls ranting about the injustice served upon her poor little booty.

Her cell will be 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide. At least it is bigger than a toilet stall.

And no clubby, she won't be going to a posh jail. It may be good for her to live in the real world for a few weeks.
 
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